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Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

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Halsall · 21/11/2018 19:23

Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/11/2018 20:48

It's not his fault he was born with a silver spoon up his arse Halsall

whatashower · 22/11/2018 20:49

Late post ....As a signed up member of Millefeuille Anonymous I concur. THAT WAS NOT A MILLEFEUILLE

TheDogsMother · 22/11/2018 20:49

I do quite like Mohan though (quietly shifting allegiance) 😆

Mightybanhammer · 22/11/2018 20:49

I will never knowingly eat jack fruit.

fourquenelles · 22/11/2018 20:49

and vegan pulled pork. Tried it once. Enough said.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/11/2018 20:49

Thank you Squoosh - it sounds . . . . . interesting

MarcusIsSquooshedInTheCellar · 22/11/2018 20:49

the sight of a big fat souffle gives me a lady boner

jay55 · 22/11/2018 20:49

Claire Rayner's hospital romances were my guilty pleasure as a late teen.

Halsall · 22/11/2018 20:50

Tbh yes, shirley

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GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2018 20:50

I'm a bit bored, Shirley. I have a book calling to me and it's hard to resist its siren beckoning.

It all feels a bit flat today.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/11/2018 20:50

"For sharing'"

PUDDINGS ARE NEVER "FOR SHARING"

Woman is on glue

Mightybanhammer · 22/11/2018 20:50

marcusshock]grin]

GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2018 20:51

William's food looks less crazy OTT than usual.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/11/2018 20:51

I thought the same Grouchy

We have people here who should not be here, and people serving apparent vermin on a plate.

And yet it lacks drama.

Joinourclub · 22/11/2018 20:51

Looks pretty

iklboo · 22/11/2018 20:52

I suppose TPB can say 'My step-dad might is going to be king one day'.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 22/11/2018 20:52

Cmon William, do something stunning. Because no one else has.

Halsall · 22/11/2018 20:52

Grace Dent is looking very thin & drawn, no?

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Pencilmuseum · 22/11/2018 20:53

yes bit tedious tonight and leading to lack of acid commentary.

GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2018 20:53

I am not sure about chocolate and apple.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/11/2018 20:53

There's a lot of damning with faint praise tonight.

These are a disappointing bunch.

I wish Maxim had got through.

MarcusIsSquooshedInTheCellar · 22/11/2018 20:53

William's pud sounds good. I'm kindly going to overlook the soil.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/11/2018 20:54

Grace Dent is looking very thin & drawn, no?

I think an almost exclusively liquid diet will do that to most people.

GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2018 20:54

It looks pretty. I'm still uncertain.

What's with the 64%?

fourquenelles · 22/11/2018 20:54

Of the four, William's looks the best. But it's all a bit meh.