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Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

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Halsall · 21/11/2018 19:23

Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 22/11/2018 20:42

Oh poor Gavin.

jay55 · 22/11/2018 20:42

No one is shining tonight.

whatashower · 22/11/2018 20:42

Oh Maxim was robbed, would have handled that opportunity better than Gavin, I suspect. Maxim will stand out as the one that got away I think in this series.

Mightybanhammer · 22/11/2018 20:43

Yes Gavin was promising. Was. Sad

GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2018 20:43

That doesn't look like a millefeuille. Or however you spell that.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/11/2018 20:43

Is it raspberry vinegar?

I LOVE raspberry vinegar!

GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2018 20:43

Yes, shower, him and lovely Ian.

jay55 · 22/11/2018 20:43

I'd want to send that back if I'd been promised Mille feuille

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/11/2018 20:44

Maxim will stand out as the one that got away I think in this series.

I agree.

Sadly, there seems to be a lot of green on this plate.

TheDogsMother · 22/11/2018 20:44

I think they took the wrong people through

Halsall · 22/11/2018 20:44

Dramatic divergence of opinion between the critics and the chefs there....

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Mightybanhammer · 22/11/2018 20:45

Oh Maxim must be fuming. Agree with everyone

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 22/11/2018 20:45

You know, tpb is a knobby toff, but he actually has deflated several culinary emperors new clothes-matcha, suivide etc.

TheDogsMother · 22/11/2018 20:45

Oh Ian yes ! I so wish he'd gone through

Pencilmuseum · 22/11/2018 20:45

yum raw fish and Heinz spaghetti from a tin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/11/2018 20:45

I'd want to send that back if I'd been promised Mille feuille

Same here - there is a hint in the word "mille" - If I don't get a thousand layers, I get angry.

Joinourclub · 22/11/2018 20:46

Oh dear they are all letting themselves down today

MarcusIsSquooshedInTheCellar · 22/11/2018 20:46

None of these dishes are making me screech 'get that bad boy down my gullet please'

Mightybanhammer · 22/11/2018 20:46

Angel hair pasta? Looks like spag to me.

whatashower · 22/11/2018 20:46

Jay really is SO like his Mum - he has empathy but sharp observation and he hates being disappointed. Acerbic is perhaps the word.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/11/2018 20:46

That looks AWFUL!

I don't care what she says - I wouldn't want that.

Halsall · 22/11/2018 20:47

I was just thinking similar, but you could probably stop after 'knobby toff', ohwhat Grin

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/11/2018 20:47

What the hell is "jackfruit"?

Shirleyphallus · 22/11/2018 20:48

Anyone else a bit bored by the programme today?

MarcusIsSquooshedInTheCellar · 22/11/2018 20:48

jackfruit is the stuff they use to make vegan 'fish' and chips.