Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

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Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

Dean stop doing well

Marcus is flirting with Dean

This is most odd.

shower

Oh yes . . . his knife drawer . . . .

Who put that fag ash on the plate?

With his 70s retro plates

Not tumour ici. It's turmeric

puffed rice? I don't think so. I'll have some potatoes please.

I so don't like the look of Dean's food. It's incredibly sterile and mimsy.

Puffed rice looks like maggots.

Rats next?

Or lice?

Laughed at Jay

I chatted online with Jay once. He said the day starts pretty early and they serve the wine right away for 'continuity'. And it goes on for ages. Sometimes they want to eat all the dish but need to try and save room. There are gaps between the chefs though.

His secret vice is good pork scratchings.

I love the turmeric puffed rice. Said no-one. Ever.

I'm with you, Jay

Grace - have a strong coffee and a lie down

Enjoy your crunchy worms, Tom

I met Monica once. She was a megababe in real life, so so lovely.

Met Olly Smith (the wine guy today). He was a massive flirt.

i don't get why he described it as barbecued. Unless it's been cooked in a back garden by some slightly pissed bloke who usually doesn't make so much as bean on toast it ain't no barbecue.

Your foot stamp worked "MrsTommy*

Mmmmmm fantasizes about feeding Jay pork scratchings on the seven seas.

Come on Gavin. Go go go

That looked like a huge unhappy phallus

I chatted online with Jay once.

Oh yes? Via webcam was it?

I like Gavin - you can trust a chubby chef

Oh Gavin. It doesn't look amazing.

@MarcusIsSquooshedInTheCellar - that would be telling

Oh Gavin, that pale flobby phallus was not the way to go.

Panic on a plate

Oh dear. Another favourite gone.