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Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

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Halsall · 21/11/2018 19:23

Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

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TheDogsMother · 22/11/2018 20:31

@fourquenelles 😂. Certainly a bit unsettling

Halsall · 22/11/2018 20:32

Chocolate soil 🙄

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MrsTommyBanks · 22/11/2018 20:32

Gutted that Maxim is gone.
Watching with half an eye. Trying to book tickets for War of the Worlds

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/11/2018 20:33

Gavin man. Get a grip. Scoop it up. No-one will know.

Absolutely! 5 second rule!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 22/11/2018 20:33

"Anyone seen Gregg?" Dean is in the corner filleting a lump of beef.
Just saying like.
Fourq honey, at the minute I think there's room for both of us on that knee.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/11/2018 20:33

Grace is always too pissed to taste anything anyway

Pencilmuseum · 22/11/2018 20:34

64% choc mousse - not 63 or 65 - Gregg will be sorry. I've never seen it. usually 70% or above.
hey up Grace has started early

fourquenelles · 22/11/2018 20:34

I like a bear OhWhat a big, hairy bear.

TheDogsMother · 22/11/2018 20:34

As a PP said thank God it's not William Sitwell.

Halsall · 22/11/2018 20:34

Hmmm, Parker-Bowles channelling Norman Wisdom with that suit'n'socks combo

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MrsTommyBanks · 22/11/2018 20:34

Loving Gavin.

Shirleyphallus · 22/11/2018 20:35

Dean looks like he should have a really high pitched, effeminate voice

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/11/2018 20:35

Anyone seen Gregg?" Dean is in the corner filleting a lump of beef

that tulle looked like a cockroach

Mightybanhammer · 22/11/2018 20:35

I noticed that too Schaden

TheDogsMother · 22/11/2018 20:35

Say you like it or you may be killed

Pencilmuseum · 22/11/2018 20:35

God that tuile

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/11/2018 20:35

Nice one Jay

Mightybanhammer · 22/11/2018 20:35

Is t p b shovelling Shock

GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2018 20:36

Dean's plates are put together by algorithm.

MarcusIsSquooshedInTheCellar · 22/11/2018 20:36

that dish looks meh.

whatashower · 22/11/2018 20:36

I don’t think Jay is wrong about his orderly sock drawer.
and his knife drawer no doubt

Halsall · 22/11/2018 20:36

fourq & ohwhat (& probably schaden too)

I walked past Jay Rayner in the street the other day and can confirm he is a BIIIIIG bloke

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/11/2018 20:36

She hasn't bloody tasted it! Grace - you can't live on %proofs forever.

Mightybanhammer · 22/11/2018 20:36

Plastic butler has sucked all the blood out of that beef

GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2018 20:36

That meat looked so sad and unhappy.

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