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Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

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Halsall · 21/11/2018 19:23

Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/11/2018 20:26

Maxim threw it away tonight. What a shame

I liked Giannina, too

Perhaps my affection is the kiss of death for them

LOVE YOU DEAN - YOU"RE GORGEOUS!

(worth a try)

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 22/11/2018 20:26

Maxim was like the lost Mitchell brother.
It's Jay time!

Joinourclub · 22/11/2018 20:26

Can’t believe Maxim has gone.

Pencilmuseum · 22/11/2018 20:27

Jay's put on weight hasn't he?

Shirleyphallus · 22/11/2018 20:27

Was wondering where Gregg had got to. Looks like Jay Rayner has eaten him.

Mightybanhammer · 22/11/2018 20:27

Plastic butler is beginning to scare me a little

MarcusIsSquooshedInTheCellar · 22/11/2018 20:27

at least it's not Toby fucking Young or William fucking Sitwell.

fourquenelles · 22/11/2018 20:27

Pushes OhWhat out of the way and sits firmly on Jay's lap.

iklboo · 22/11/2018 20:28

Dean's flushing doesn't help. It makes him look psychotic.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/11/2018 20:28

He was wasn't he Fuckery?

I can just hear Peggy screeching "Maaaaxiiiiiiiiiiiiim! Get yer arse in here!"

TheDogsMother · 22/11/2018 20:28

Dean has slightly chilling eyes. Or has this all been discussed

Mightybanhammer · 22/11/2018 20:28

So vee.
And a tweet

Mightybanhammer · 22/11/2018 20:28

Tweet

Halsall · 22/11/2018 20:29

RE: Plastic butler/acid bath murderer

'Critics never want to see blood on a plate' HAHAHAHAHA

Too right, Marcus. We know what you're thinking.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/11/2018 20:29

I know what all of those words mean and yet have no idea what he's talking about.

Mightybanhammer · 22/11/2018 20:29

Warming to Gavin

fourquenelles · 22/11/2018 20:29

TheDogs we think he is a cross between Chucky and Miss Trunchbull

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 22/11/2018 20:29

Bet dean does fucking fish again. And, I'm saying this once, pesto is basil based, not fucking coriander or any other green thing.
Go Gavin mate.

TheDogsMother · 22/11/2018 20:30

A posh pigs in blankets from Gavin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/11/2018 20:30

It has, Dogs, but we like to talk about it because he has the cold, dead eyes of a killer shark and they should be continually remarked on.

GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2018 20:30

Shock Mousse disaster!

Pencilmuseum · 22/11/2018 20:30

Go Gavin
Maybe Dean will spontaneously combust.
Mohan out I think.
bastard white choc mousse disaster yet so calmly dealt with

fourquenelles · 22/11/2018 20:30

Gavin man. Get a grip. Scoop it up. No-one will know.

MarcusIsSquooshedInTheCellar · 22/11/2018 20:31

sous vide meat and fish always looks so unappetising.

The only thing in the sous vide machine should be Gregg Wallace.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/11/2018 20:31

Bet you're regretting getting rid of Maxim and leaving Mohan in now, Marcus.

I saw your face . . .

You can stand out for the wrong reason.