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Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

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Halsall · 21/11/2018 19:23

Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

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fourquenelles · 22/11/2018 20:06

Grin Mighty

Tomarta worta - is he from my part of the world?

jay55 · 22/11/2018 20:06

Vanilla tomato water.
As if tomato water wasnt bad enough.

Halsall · 22/11/2018 20:06

Evening Mastercheffians, bit late tonite, apols!

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Shirleyphallus · 22/11/2018 20:06

I like how Marcus didn’t explain what dishes you could make with vanilla given it’s quite a weird savoury flavour

Vanilla and tomato water sounds absolutely rank

fourquenelles · 22/11/2018 20:06

Yeah MrsTommy

Mightybanhammer · 22/11/2018 20:07

Like sound of that

Mightybanhammer · 22/11/2018 20:08

Vanilla and salmonShock

Halsall · 22/11/2018 20:08

Start a family, Dean? Are you sure? Hmmmmmmmm [Hmm]

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Halsall · 22/11/2018 20:09
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iklboo · 22/11/2018 20:09

Dean child = Chucky

GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2018 20:10

I am not into vanilla in not-puddings. Go away.

fourquenelles · 22/11/2018 20:10

Like the sound of the lobster dish

Pencilmuseum · 22/11/2018 20:10

will William claw his way to victory? Vanilla lobster all round.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/11/2018 20:10

I am indeed four - but have had to take a phone call, so am a bit behind

Jacksback · 22/11/2018 20:11

Hmmm savoury vanilla dishes
Not feeling it tbh

MarcusIsSquooshedInTheCellar · 22/11/2018 20:11

isn't it heavenly without the twatty grocer?

iklboo · 22/11/2018 20:11

Marcoooooos has never heard of brioche for 'pastry'?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/11/2018 20:12

Vanilla and tomato water sounds absolutely rank

Certainly does

fourquenelles · 22/11/2018 20:12

And he is not missed at all is he squoosh so I have to ask, what is the point of him?

Shirleyphallus · 22/11/2018 20:13

I had vanilla mashed potato in some wanky london restaurant and it was absolutely fucking disgusting

Halsall · 22/11/2018 20:13

Hi there! Dean is my Daddy!

Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3
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SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/11/2018 20:13

Start a family, Dean? Are you sure?

I've had to fast forward to catch up, but surely Dean is like a Ken Doll - just smooth undifferentiated plastic in the groinage area.

MarcusIsSquooshedInTheCellar · 22/11/2018 20:14

Are we missing @OhWhatFuckeryIsThis?

Mightybanhammer · 22/11/2018 20:14

Vanilla mashed potato. What fresh hell is that !!!

fourquenelles · 22/11/2018 20:14

No, vanillAH and TomartA worta please. channels my Essex Estuary upbringing

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