Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

[Halsall]

Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

Like vanilla in cooking, esp with apple but, but, but the fashion for overpowering synthetic vanilla soap/shampoo/perfume is yak. 😷

Max is very very calm isn’t he despite issues.

Shirley you will see that you didn’t miss out on any eye candy last night 🤣

Lots of disasters happening now.

OMG WHAT FRESH HELL IS DEAN’S FACE???!

There's a reason vanilla is generally only found in sweet dishes. Because that's where it facking belongs.

he is not missed at all is he squoosh so I have to ask, what is the point of him?

To make us grateful for the Gregggg-free days, and thankful for our little lives, no matter how sad.

bloody hell Halsall that gave me a turn. alsmost as bad as yesterday's vent. doll passport photo

Go Gavin! It looks beautiful.

Love how into his fist bumps the other chefs weren't.

Deep calming breaths Shirley

Just let it go , . . . and breeeeaaaathe . . .

Shirley you will see that you didn’t miss out on any eye candy last night

Ain’t that the truth. Bit worried we have all been put under some sort of Chucky-esque creepy spell just by watching him on tv.

Missed two pages because my utter fucking iPad keeps crashing.
I'm another one for vanilla belongs in puddings. We once had some homemade vanilla ice cream in Brittany that almost made us cry because we would never eat it again.
I so want Moran to do well. But I don't think so.

Well bugger. That strikethrough failed completely.

Dammit Mohan. That should have been brilliant.

Hahaha 'did you think Greggggg was going to be here?' (With a veiled sneer from Mon and her sophisticated palate)

Vanilla-poached artichoke. Nope. Not ever.

Oh dear . . . Maxim sailed through yesterday, but today . . .

"Pride" and "fall" come to mind.

Uh oh! The geezer done bad.

I don't agree with lavender in cooking either. Rank. Belongs in old ladies knicker drawers.

Can't say I ever want to try vanilla guacamole either.

I don't like avocado at all and cannot imagine it is improved by vanilla. This is all food hell.

Phew sorry I'm late. Just in time to see Mohan's mango pud

What a surprise!!

What's that spittle effect on top of the salmon? Don't like it.

Tomato and vanilla salsa sounds like something I want to get very very far away from

FFS - don't encourage him Monica.

He's . . . . indescribable.

If there is a Mrs Dean - she will be subjected to a Victory Shag tonight, poor cow.

Oh now that's a pretty dessert