Where will THE CLAW strike next? Masterchef The Professionals Thread 3

[Halsall]

Step this way for the next batch of sacrificial victims, giving their all for the viewing pleasure of the merciless Mastercheffians™️

Schaden, how north is north? Missed tonight as well.

I shall post photos of interesting plates, and random dogs I happen to encounter

Yes! Especially random dogs, MrsYommy

*Tommy - MRSTOMMY, not Tommy - stupid fingers!

And now the effing autocorrect has changed Yommy to Tommy on my erratum.

Why didn't it do that IN THE ORIGINAL POST? Eh? Eh? Why not? Eh?

Footle

I'm near Newcastle. Where you?

I went to a meet up in Glasgow last year.

The wet patch.

MrsTommy I am going to the meet up in London. I go early and don't stay too long so will probably hoof off again about 5pm as I live just over an hour away.

Bugger. Just found out about the meet-up and could easily have made it but am away on the 1st

Trying to keep up here, I was still on the last thread.

Good tidings to you all. Despite missing last night I’ve read the thread and lolled sufficiently (THE CLAW still gets me). Big fan of all the dog pics and chats.

Signing in for tonight, ready to go

stop press stop press

Has anyone seen the thread today about famous people not being like their on screen persona?
Welll....
And I can hardly bring myself to say this but....

Marcus May not be all twinkly and smiley In Real Life.

Someone knew a Pro M Chef contestant and he was apparently awful to him, something about sneering off camera about him cooking in a pub. Plus Gregg and Marcus go round suggesting 'improvements' to the dishes which are the very things they are then criticised for.

Or maybe it's all sour grapes ( Soo Vee with a broccoli crumb and horsehair tuile) for not winning I suppose...

Monica is lovely though. Phew.

Here I am - telly fixed and raring to go.

I wouldn't listen to any "improvement" Greggggg suggested as he is a twat.

I'm surprised that squoosh hasn't held Marcus to account, though.

(I've been watching that thread, too hammer - I love things like that)

Hair on end? He's BALDY!

What ho! I reckon sour sous vide grapes Mighty

Tarantula legs

Jesus! Plastic Robot Butler is really, really weird . . . . . !

I'm not liking any of this group, bah humbug.

Max loos very pleased.

@fourquenelles. I prefer soo vee. So does the announcer

Just for once I'd like the secret star ingredient to be a pot noodle or findus crispy pancake

Are you with us full screen Schaden?

Evening all.

@fourquenelles that is excellent news. I will see you there

God I hope that Lobby was dead

I like Geanina, Gavin and Max.