The Apprentice week one- hopefully Karren gets loose with that chainsaw and puts us all out of our misery

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Well, that was long! See you all at 9?

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Gosh I hate these first few weeks while they get all of the complete idiots out of the way, yet I watch it every year!

I want to see them stretching that octopus....

I love honeycomb.

I don't even undrestand when she says boat... it souds like bolt!

at the octopis

No bartering when she's already bartering?

piggy I heard bolt too!

Fuck all they do is bitch and moan

Christ this is hard work

The market lady’s face 😂

They must stink so bad wearing those suits in that heat

An octopus with a 40 inch hose would be very popular with the lady octopi

Did you know that one of the male octopuses “arms” is a penis? And after mating it falls off?

Patronising little twat

That octopus is going to stink stink stink!!

So if an octopus has seven shags does it only have one tentacle?

Ahhhh. Bugger it. Forgot it was starting tonight, luckily have it set to record though, so will catch up now.

Great to see you started the thread again. thank you!

Perhaps the twist this season is that they will all be fired this week and replaced by contestants that are not completely incompetent

thehodge I didn't but now I am intrigued. If only dicks fell of after mating, it would make everything so much better

Episode 1:The Bozos on Gozo.

Such bad continuity with big lips. One shot she has lippy and the next not, all allegedly in the same car conversation.

@YoureAllABunchOfBastards

Hahaha no but it regrows for next years mating season. So basically octopi only shag once a year.

chipping I feel like it's my duty to start these threads after all these years of doing them

And I see their basic maths is as shocking as usual on the apprentice :)

Holy crap batman, they’re annoying two seconds in.

Bozos on Gozo 😂😂😂

I was rather hoping they'd buy a thousand bags of salt there