The Apprentice week one- hopefully Karren gets loose with that chainsaw and puts us all out of our misery

[dillite]

Well, that was long! See you all at 9?

I bloody love Claude

Don't interrupt Suralan's punchlines

"Lick people to death" now THAT would be an amazing trial

I really don’t think someone should describe themselves as a nut enthusiast with a killer business idea. Bit unfortunate if anyone has allergies.

Kayode's context

Smiling I thought that

Didn't they go to Brussels last year?

Is that Harry Potter in the plum suit?

Pink dress is annoying me already!

Bee stings aren’t itchy!

they are colourful this year

They are already irritating.

Pink dress is awful

That laugh 😱

I already hate them all - some god awful outfits too

Buying task first - ooooh

And they went to Dubai? a couple of years ago. So how is that something that has never happened before?

Great first task - Marrakech all over...

Thanks for the heads up. My record thingie didnt work

I love this task.

Lip fillers also seem to be popular this year

Did Sralan mean never on the first episode?

Jackie is a right cow

Now, how many sexist things will we fit into a single episode?

I think he meant he's never sent them abroad on the first task before.