The Apprentice week one- hopefully Karren gets loose with that chainsaw and puts us all out of our misery

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Well, that was long! See you all at 9?

Those lips are terrifying!

Harissa is a blind? What have I been mixing with couscous?

Oh no! Some of the blokes aren’t wearing socks. Ick.

Suralan becomes more and more walnutesque with each year that passes

This is just graduates arguing now

namechange not blinds hopefully?

Mumpreneur what the actual feck😂😂😂

Maybe they shoudl also go sock shopping.

OMG!

Oneycombs..

Sarah is hideously embarrassing

I am a bit behind and have noticed, therefore, that they had no credits for me to fast forward.

Oh goodness Sarah is awful.

I agree, what’s happened to,the team names. I love the power struggle when they decide the name.

The girls have already started bitching when girl a nominated girl b, who she probably already dislikes. The pm usually gets fired on the first programme.

What happens to all the items that they buy?

What would Suralan's Maltese shop be called?

not blinds hopefully?

To be fair my cooking is roughly as good as their negotiation so...

Oneycombs

Sweet. Delicious. Yum yum yum.

Do none of these people have google translate on their phones?

talking louder will not make non - rp easier to understand...

An octopus with a 40 inch hose would be very popular with the lady octopi

Honeycomb.. Yum yum yum...

Oh dear!!!

I can't concentrate - all I can think about is monster lips. What's going on??!

Oh my god. They really have just bought an actual octopus.

She can barely speak with those lips!