The Apprentice week one- hopefully Karren gets loose with that chainsaw and puts us all out of our misery

[dillite]

Well, that was long! See you all at 9?

Not even 10 minutes in and we’ve already had some casual misogyny

Don't all nominate yourselves at once!

dillite all of them. Every sexist comment ever made in the history of humanity squeezed into 60 mins. That’s my bet anyway

My blood pressure is already up. What a load of numpties.

Professional speaker -wtf?

I am concerned that the film extra doesn't know Sir Ben Kinglsey got there first in winning an Oscar and being of Indian origin...

So he volunteered himself to get fired :D

I hope they’re doing the honest subtitles this year

OPPORTUNIGOALS!! I forgot this was on so I'm a bit behind. Guessing they are all hateful

Is Kayode Wil.E enough for this?

Ba-dum-tish...

What the fuck is going on with the northern lass' lips?

piggy you expect him to know something and someone who achieved something before this future Oscar winner was conceived

Oh I’d forgotten the honest subtitles, they were ace

bastards

True dillite silly me...

Have we had team names?

The majority of the girls lips look like they're having an allergic reaction to something

How wonky are her lips?

Another lover of honest subtitles too

They all look so young!!

Bloody Hell those women! They all annoy me already. Sarah's lips 😲

How do you stretch an octopus?

How stretchy is an octopus.

That’s my favourite quote ever.

As for the men, thick as 2 short planks🙈

Actor bloke seems worryingly familiar with the stretchiness of an octopus

I am tempted to change my name to StretchyOctopus

They have launched into it too quickly, there is normally a bit more of an intro .... yes team names etc. Feels like it is on fast forward!