The Apprentice week one- hopefully Karren gets loose with that chainsaw and puts us all out of our misery

[dillite]

Well, that was long! See you all at 9?

Loved the ‘Bozo’ comment as well,

Octopus mating - you learn something new on mn everyday!

Who decides what they buy? Such a strange list.

Poor Claude! He must hate his life so much when he has to follow these idiots in the first weeks.

@SmilingButClueless hahaha you win the internet, as they say!

Gosh this is painful.

I can thiknk of worse jobs dillite mine

Are they buying wine in Spar?

Late to the party, but in actual shock. They get worse every year. No maths skills, and they don't listen to anyone.

I think at least 90% of the items could be found in a tourist shop, but none of them seem to have thought of that. Not as cheap but less chance of fines.

How much salt did they need?

The boys are dreadful but might squeeze it?

thinking of devising a similar task for dc birthday party

They'll never get the octopus through customs....

The older I get, the more stressful I find this programme.

I want to smack Jackie right across the face

The candidates have gone downhill. Wow I brought some honey but super late. No strategy at all

An hour late?! A whole bloody hour!!

Bastards I think you’d have to queue behind the entire girls’ team

Do they get fined per minute of lateness or just a one off penalty?!

What an absolute shower of cunts. All of them. I'm not liking a single one!

So much side eye for Jasmine!

Basically this episode is the one where they panic because they can't use Google.

Argh!

They all talk over each other! So annoying

I'm sorry to keep on but those lips are such a mess.
What a bunch of gormless blimps

This is a whole debate in education at the mo : how kids don't need knowledge because they have Google. Case in point that that is bollocks right here. Take Google away and all Hell breaks loose.