KLAXON! Calling all Masterchef fans

[fourquenelles]

@squoosh
@Halsall
@Ellanora
@GrouchyKiwi
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@MyfanwyMontez
@Mightybanhammer
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Tonight 9pm BBC1

It’s a high-class cellar, Grouchy

her hair is weird - epic combover

Nice to see nasturtium flowers instead of leaves this year.

Wow beautiful pudding from beautiful laydee

I take it back, id use my Tongue. Drool.

ellenanora, 'you want gee' will never not be funny!

You could be right fourqs

I’ve been trying to work the hair out @dementedma

Yes, her combover is mesmerising

Lady first

Which of Billy and Jack looks like a Junior Sitwell? I missed who was who....

Thanks, Halsall. One day they'll use a Kiwi ingredient like huhu grubs and then I'll be able to add to the knowledge collective.

That looked stunning.

And yes to seeing the kia ora advert at the cinema. Around the same time as 'Hey Crusader, have you any nuts?' which used to have us in bits.

Cmon Dr. He's got the bollox chef chat down.

Jack is a Junior Sitwell wannabe.

jack does

Not Quite Jack Whitehall is annoying me

Jack is the dude with the glasses and big fringe, Billy favours the Windswept hairstyle.

Jack's a kind of Sitwell/Jack Whitehall mash-up

That mash looks......unappealing.

Moonira did really well

Oh Dr. Why did you mess it up?

@fourquenelles we'll be needing a new thread!

Thanks all - they should really follow the Ant and Dec rule of positioning!

Gregg and John used to make the contestants run out and explain why they were running late, and I always thought well you're just making them later now