KLAXON! Calling all Masterchef fans

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Tonight 9pm BBC1

chicken shards

She's another lovely woman.
I don't think I've ever had a nice paella.
However I love nasi goreng.

I'm just going to say it now.

I don't like Dave.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head?

I like Dave

Don't know, what do you call a man with a towel on his head?

Is that a Brummie accent or a Black Country accent? I believe there's a difference.

Oh, no response as yet from Shine TV, they are not as on the ball as bbc.

I had a bloody awesome paella at my friends house just outside Valencia

A proper one with bunny in [wanker]

Maybe we should tweet JT directly Ellenora if you don't get an answer - fill his twitter feed with door/plate queries...

I dont either Squoosh"
I like camp Dr though.
Michele's on my last wick.

That pasta is not working for towel man

Dave has buggered the pasta

Oh dear Dave

I think we should get Mata Hari squoosh to take one for the team and bed Greg(g) and/or get him in her cellar and torture him.

Sorry, found another one for try hard Simon.

Good idea Romaine

Ooh stay at home Dad sounds a bit pro

He’s an MN dream

Ooh we haven't had samphire for while

Too much Simon, too much. Rein it in my dear.

bed Gregg?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?

WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH?

I'd rather have sex with Ken Dodd. Even in his current deceased state.

Crispy samphire? Oooooooohkaaaayyy.....

I like Rebecca and little doctor

I have not been paying attention. Instead I was doing some critical analysis of Dracula.

I think I like the PhD chap, though, and the SAHD is throwing everything at it. I do not like Man With Towel On Head.

Fourq I think we can all volunteer to torture the baldy git. We could sit in front of him and eat puddings.

Will Simon just be 'style over substance'. Don't know why but he's annoyed me already. Think I prefer Teatowel Dave.