KLAXON! Calling all Masterchef fans

[fourquenelles]

@squoosh
@Halsall
@Ellanora
@GrouchyKiwi
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@MyfanwyMontez
@Mightybanhammer
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Tonight 9pm BBC1

This is the best news I’ve had all week! I normally lurk on the threads but might join in this time

Hi EnglishGirl

I am excited by this even though Gurning Grocer Greg(g) is still around he must know where the bodies are buried

DancesWithOtters and The latter being vomit not envy

danceswithotters

DancesWithOtters you poor, poor person. Never mind we'll help you through

^not envy either.

@fourquenelles you're not alone (unfortunately) it's the bald head

I meant @dancingwithotters! I'm so embarrassed I can't function obviously

@eyeswideshit although my present gentleman caller is as bald as Greg(g) that is where the liking ends. In my dream world I run my fingers through Marcus' luscious locks (but only when squoosh isn't looking).

@fourquenelles Marcus has beautiful eyes, though I can never forgive him from taking Michels place. Now he is stunning!

Wth? There was a KLAXON. I thought we were in for some Masterchef sporn? I had visions of John Toad with a gigantic spot being squeezed by Gregg.
KLAXON can only be used when someone has a big juicy spot to squeeze. bangs gavel

Already? Terrific.

I wonder how many biscuit bases there will be tonight.

The contestants on tonight

@fourquenelles hahaha my first ever summons to a thread! Don’t you worry, m'dear, I’m here and quivering with anticipation

Laters!!!!!

Sorry @FartlekFucker I am a sporner too and got a bit carried away

but it got you here (evil laugh)

I've never seen it

Rushes in huffing and puffing, phew thanks fourqs, didn't even know it was back, think its earlier than normal and usually starts on a Wednesday (yep I'm over invested)

I'll have to record though as I can't watch tonight

Wonder what will be the ingredient of the series, I'm going to say wild or black garlic

See you all soon

I lurk on every single MC thread, because I never watch them live so the conversations have always moved way on by the time I get round to watching it. I usually get chance to watch about 2 episodes a week so I can be weeks behind by the end of a MC series, but I read the threads in sections to accompany each episode.

Can’t decide if that’s sad or not!

lol @fourquenelles . But wouldn'tit be so much more interesting if they got into some sporning and then ate some blancmange or something???

Not sad at all Purple - dedicated!

I hope pus isn’t flavour of the year, but I think it would be better than hay.