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Tonight 9pm BBC1

Ohwhatfuckery I am so wishing that Simon's packed lunches comprise a ham sandwich, a bag of skips and a penguin biscuit. I suspect he's more of a homemade houmous sort of man.

Acrid! Samphire, never.
What we do in the shadows is a hoot! We're werewolves not swear Wolves!
Towel head is off.

ROFL @ SAHS lunchboxes

I’m going confit duck leg, red cabbage and a blackberry jus. With a Kia Ora

Taika Waititi is amazing at films (and Twitter). Watch Hunt for the Wilderpeople too.

I think the right people are leaving.

I only remember Mum of Three (or was it Four?) Jane of those people.

My 19 yo niece was telling me to watch What we do in the Shadows recently

Ooh, Stay At Home Dad serves food to Mum of Three Jane (or was it four? Can’t remember now)

"Oh yes this weekend Toby and Jocasta are going foraging for mushrooms, then we'll have lots of fun making raviloli and sourdough bread for lunch. Beans on toast? Aww! "

What is a Kia Ora? (Apart from a Maori greeting, obvs.)

Grouchy

I love bibimbap

Loved Thor: Ragnarok so found out more about Taika Waititi off the back of that. He is my huge man crush atm.

Haha Halsall.

Basically, Kia-Ora is too orangey for crows. That's how I can best describe it.

Juice box Kiwi.
They are pulling out the stops now!

'Like eating sandpaper'. Yum.

You're not selling it to me, Moonira. Haven't really fancied chomping on sandpaper before.

Ragnarok was marvellous. I need to get it.

Anytime I hear 'ghee' said aloud i smirk to myself. Gee is coarse dublin slang for......a lady's genitalia.

Kia Ora

Not a natural ingredient in sight

I want that doctor

He’s mine

In my cellar

Are crows into eating oranges, squoosh?

Every day a school day squoosh never knew that! Gee gee. Gee up. LOL.

I am agog at that ad, Taffeta. AGOG.

He is the sort of doctor that will have a fabulous bed side manner I reckon Taffeta - all twinkly and up beat.

Jack and Billy's hair. DYING.