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Tonight 9pm BBC1

I think you have the skills squoosh We need to know about the third plate.

That fish and flatbread looks nice.

I don't know who I like

Ah no fourqs we couldn't inflict that on squoosh, that would be pure torture for her

Gosh yes Moonira's complexion is incredible. I like her too. Her food looked tasty.

Talking of Dracula Grouchy I bought and watched "What We Do in the Shadows" made by some of your countrymen today. Bloody hilarious.

Nope to spice on lips. Nope nope nope.

DH is pissing himself at Dave’s dish

Dave must think he's appearing in a re-make of Bridge on the River Kwai

Werewolves not swearwolves, four.

Dave's dish looked like the cat threw up. Poor cat.

I want that CRAB

Dave should ask Gregg for a lend of one of his flat caps

I love noodles

Yum I'd scoff that down Dr.

That looks totally scoffable.

Surely kitchen etiquette dictates that towels should be removed from heads before coming to the table? Where's that William Hanson blocked when you need him?

He's a contender is Wee Doctor. Don't futz it up next round.

Doc is through anyway

I could imagine Stay at home Simon mansplaining school lunch boxes.
Oh that raviolo.
Mmmmmmmmmmm that's lovely from the dr.

Oh there is a lot on that plate

And not much on that one

Stay At Home Dad's gone for the smear. Acrid crispy samphire isn’t good.

Oh I love William Hanson's etiquette advice

Oooh-werrrr that plate

These people all seem very pleasant.

When are smears going to go out if fashion?

SAHD Si’s smear