Neighbours - off with Jacks head, the well is too good for him

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Erm...did Leo just have sex with Chloe whilst she was dressed up as the sister he nearly shagged?

Eh???? Not seen today's as we're at hospital appt

I totally got fooled by the ‘in Susan’s head’ scenario.

Yup. Also he looked like he has a monk style bald spot appearing after their first romp.

I loved the Paul and Steph stuff but did he said his Mum made them eat a cake with fag ash on top? Because ice cream makes it fine?

I liked the ping of the lift when TT said to Xanthe she’d make a great doctor.

She cut the top off

Ah, ok

Is Amy still somewhere behind Lassiters reception in just her bra?

I’m guessing they went upstairs to change. Although why they couldn’t just go upstairs to lend a different shirt or Chloe go up there anyway as it’s always open I have no idea.

Omg omg omgomg have you seen who is coming back????

Are you in the right thread? 😁

Yep. FFS. No spoilers though.

Yeah I'm not planning on saying more, just tormenting puerile of better self control than I have

In case you lost it, here’s the spoiler thread link but it’s got stuff that you won’t find on DS thanks to the wonderful Lovewineandchoc

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/3175358-Neighbours-Spoilers-a-peek-down-the-well

The only thing that will redeem this sorry excuse for a storyline is Karl waking up and being only able to speak in French.

😂

Or if someone mentions that none of ‘Superparents’ Karl and Susan’s many biological or surrogate kids can be arsed to come and visit Karl following his brush with death.

Come on Mal, Libby (and Ben), Billy (and Anne and the never seen twins), Zeke, Rachel, Katja, Nate, Angus, Holly, bring out the bullshit excuses.

Ringo is excused seeing as how he is dead. Stingray also.

Talking of Ringo, has anyone else been yelling ‘Shrugolero!’ At that weird floral number Sonya has been wearing since she came back from maternity leave?

Toadie came to visit... So that's something...

Look, it's our Ben! Also, he's 24?!

Feeling sad today, I need cheering up.

How can we get TT down the well without breaking Aaron's heart?

Why can't Big T tell Daddy he's shagging the PA?

Mark is so gonna thump Paul for having it off with his sweet baby sis hahahah
Where's Clive??
Who is saving everyone in that half of Aus is Karl is in bed?? Tori can't ocver two hospitals, she's already chief surgeon and oncologist

Feeling sad today, I need cheering up
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How can we get TT down the well without breaking Aaron's heart?

Shove Az down there too. The Brennans need the extra bed.

Why can't Big T tell Daddy he's shagging the PA?

His tongue fell off after he got leprosy from * !
Mark is so gonna thump Paul for having it off with his sweet baby sis hahahah

I'll take his face off with barbecue tongs

Where's Clive??

Fell down Sheila's cleavage.

Who is saving everyone in that half of Aus is Karl is in bed?? Tori can't ocver two hospitals, she's already chief surgeon and oncologist

TT and Xanthe are all over it.

Hahah the taking Marks pace off with tongs made me actually lol xx

Yep, Az can pole dance his way down that goddam well in his holographic Tiny (ha! My autocorrect now automatically capitalises that word) shorts after today’s performance. Nookie?!?! They call each other boo boo? FFS!! I bet he leaves TT a Forever Friends card on his pillow if he pops to the loo in the night!

I’m feeling queasy.

Hahha they are sickeningly loved up, it's like Neighbours are making the point that they are happy to promote homosexual relationships, which is awesome, but can we do it with less vommy stuff??

I thought Steph and Paul might heave a moment on the balcony the other day, especially when she suggested something more exciting haha

I’m beginning to get nostalgic for Mumbles. He was shite but at least he didn’t do all this ‘wuv oo’ cringey bollocks.

Seriously what the hell is Mark doing talking to mushti and Paul about his sister's sex life???