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Neighbours - off with Jacks head, the well is too good for him

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SleepingStandingUp · 20/02/2018 20:47

Here

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Wobbleton · 13/05/2018 19:11

I'm sure they mentioned the royal wedding recently though? Can't remember who though annoyingly.

MiddleClassProblem · 13/05/2018 19:43

Maybe Elly pulling the carriage?

I’m sorry! I don’t like to pick on looks but I couldn’t resist the pun! Blush

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 13/05/2018 22:04

Grin Middle. An old one but a good’un.

MiddleClassProblem · 13/05/2018 22:05

Having said that I take the piss out of Jimmy and David enough. Double standards.

SleepingStandingUp · 13/05/2018 23:10

That's more thier acting tbf

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MorningsEleven · 14/05/2018 08:11

‘Should I give up, or should I just keep waving drainpipes?’

Thanks. I can't stand Adele (she makes Morrisey look chipper*) and now she's in my head with dimwit Az.

*Morrisey cheers me up. Mainly because I'm not him.

SleepingStandingUp · 14/05/2018 09:53

I like the rope exercise (, in theory, never tried it). They do it in Biggest Loser whilst being yelled at

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MiddleClassProblem · 14/05/2018 09:55

Do you mean battle ropes? It’s aches so much. I find it the hardest thing in the gym other than pull ups which I just can’t do

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 14/05/2018 12:59

Middle have you been hanging out down at the shed waving drainpipes then? I’m impressed. I haven’t been near a gym in years. There are not enough hours in the day. Yet another reason why I should go and work for Toady. Im sure that I could find a reason to have to work from The Shed. The fact that I don’t practice personal injury law or any kind of Australian Law shouldn’t be problematic and I might start looking less like a house. It might mean that Az and Tiny actually have to do some bloody work though (I would need a lot of personal training and am bound to injure myself or someone else especially if trying to wave a drainpipe)! David must be the most underworked junior doctor in history.

Mornings apparently Adele is a big neighbours fan. Maybe she would to a special recording of Waving Drainpipes for you to cheer you up? Not sure Mozza would be down with it though. Anyway he does my head in and shouldn’t be allowed to speak in public ever again.

MiddleClassProblem · 14/05/2018 13:13

How do you know someone here isn’t Adele? 👀

I used to be a gym bunny, then got fat. Last year I was in the gym a lot though. Now moved and not near one so I just do stuff around the house. Still fat though! I like doughnuts

SleepingStandingUp · 14/05/2018 19:48

Me. I am Adele. How dare you not adore my music.

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MiddleClassProblem · 14/05/2018 19:49

Sorry Sleeping but everyone knows you’re too old to be Adele Grin

MorningsEleven · 14/05/2018 20:24

Maybe she would to a special recording of Waving Drainpipes for you to cheer you up

I'd rather shag Garry.

@middle we all know she went to school with Mrs Mangel!

SleepingStandingUp · 14/05/2018 22:28

Oi! I'm younger then Mark!

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MiddleClassProblem · 14/05/2018 23:24

Just... you’re a kaftan wearing Sonya age, aren’t you?

On my actor age search I did find out that I’m older than Naomi Shock She looked much older than her age when she was in it!

SleepingStandingUp · 14/05/2018 23:46

Actually Sonya is slightly younger... 8 months younger than Mark which is only a few years older than you Middle

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MiddleClassProblem · 14/05/2018 23:48

one

Stilllll younger

SleepingStandingUp · 14/05/2018 23:48

So does Xanthe get to be a fully qualified doctor now?

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MiddleClassProblem · 14/05/2018 23:49

Maybe she’ll be on some fast tracked Karl Kennedy academy scheme

AGnu · 15/05/2018 08:24

I'm younger than Naomi. Just saying...

MiddleClassProblem · 15/05/2018 09:11

Are you Adele?

SleepingStandingUp · 15/05/2018 11:03

Oooh I named triplet 3 after Agnu, maybe it'll turn out Agnua has a really rich God Mother!!!

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SleepingStandingUp · 15/05/2018 11:04

Aahhh wrong thread. My triplets live on Summer Bay

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MiddleClassProblem · 15/05/2018 12:15

Traitor Grin

SleepingStandingUp · 15/05/2018 12:42

Oooh MiddIe is gonna spank me!

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