Neighbours - off with Jacks head, the well is too good for him

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Surely that’s your automatic response to an unconfirmed suspicion your sister is sleeping with someone... talk to a cop.

I don’t understand why she can’t tell Mark. Just because he might disapprove? Tell him to go bbq a shoe!

They all know waaaay to much about each other’s sex lives. The blue box, the spunky spa, Az and Tiny’s post-brunch shagathon. I am very glad I do not know such detail about my neighbours.

Having said that Mark has to get his kicks one way or another given that he’s smooth like a ken doll from the waist down. Amy is going to be disappointed when they finally get together and he can’t make beige beige love to her. Maybe she’ll make him dress up as Chloe just to keep the Brennan-Robinson weirdfest on track.

Oh god. Grammar fail. ‘Way too much’.

I am very glad I do not know such detail about my neighbours

Him next door has a FWB from Manchester and likes a 10am shag. Her down the road is shagging the bloke from the pub next to her work. Her over the road is single cos her last girlfriend snored so she binned her off. My bff neighbour has just terminated a peegnancy. Him in the flat at the end has a boyf who keeps buggering off to Brazil for months. I think he's cheating. Her over the back told everyone I'd disappeared in suspicious circumstances.

It's like Ramsay St with added rain.

You’re either the Sheila or the Susan of the street if you know so much

Hate to say it but I'm definitely more Sheila than Susan.

Tbh, I’m not sure that’s a bad thing

Mornings on the plus side, you don’t have 27 jobs, MS, or the need for a reinforced bathroom cabinet to cope with the demands of Elly’s toothpaste. Also your bosom should probably get its own show, and you get to snog Dr Clive rather than Dr K.

On the negative side, you spawned Gary Canning.

It’s a tough one!

Her over the back told everyone I'd disappeared in suspicious circumstances

You must be Len Mangel then I think that’s my favourite bit of your post. We’re you just on holiday or something? Or had you actually been kidnapped, then left on someone’s doorstep later on after a balls-up by the local cops?

were . Stupid phone!

Eww you birthed Gary.

My bust is def more Sheila than Susan!

I always assumed this was Gary’s dad shudder

Omg flash back. What's his name??

He’s one of the riddlers. Him and a girl one. He, in particular, haunted my dreams as a child. And the darkness when trying to sleep.

Don’t know his name. Don’t want to. Don’t want to risk accidentally saying it 3 times...

Isn't that Pat Sharp?

Pah! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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On the negative side, you spawned Gary Canning

Fuck! Fucking fuckety fuck!

We’re you just on holiday or something?
I had a weekend in Scarvegas last year. Does that count?

We’re you just on holiday or something?
I had a weekend in Scarvegas last year. Does that count?

If it was with Clive, then yes. And you also spawned the magnificent Naomi, that makes up for Gary

Aaron’s armpit hair when they were lying down! Blowing in the wind! Omg!

And a royal wedding reference

I hope someone else saw Aaron’s armpit hair. It looked like he’d tucked a merkin under his arm.

Now I feel like I need to rewatch it, but actually I have no desire to see Aaron’s armpit hair blowing in the wind.

I choked on my tea when I realised that Az had called the proposal guru to chat about his spontaneous decision & then Mark had the audacity to caution him against rushing into it! I was nearly crying with laughter by the end of their conversation! They missed a trick though when Mark commented about things not always working out - Aaron should've asked which time!

DH and I were howling at the Bob Dylan pits.