Neighbours - off with Jacks head, the well is too good for him

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Aaron has the Shed.

Mark is technically working at the garage.

Didn't they sell the boat?

The boat was for his lawyer that scarpered on them so maybe the still have some of that bobbing around?

I forgot about the shed! Not surprising really! And must've missed Mark being a mechanic as you only ever see Ben there briefly.
Thanks everyone - this is why I need this thread! That and you are the only people I can say 'just how BIG is gabe!?!

GABEZILLA!!!!

And he is walking. Properly get off me stop holding me even though i love you more than mummy walking

How old is Gabe meant to be?

And do you think Jason from Corrie will manage to look anything other than constantly confused? He looked like he didn't understand a word David was saying.

What the heck is going on with Tyler's hair? It looks like when Piper got their disguises together she skinned the pelt off a badger. It's very distracting.

Steph must have trashed Jack's room very quietly. They don't really have walls or privacy at all at the backpackers. Poor old Raphael had the misfortune to be given a bunk right by the reception desk as far as I could tell. I've not been hosteling in a while but I feel that's a bit much. Presumably Leo's taken on a Robinson philosophy of pack em in pile em high. You'd have thought they could at least run to a curtain for that bunk.

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Gabezilla was born end of May, so not 9 months

Just like Lassiters only has one room so does the back packers.

I think Corrie boy is doing Joey smell the fart acting.

How old is Gabe meant to be? 8?

What are they feeding that child?! Maybe they could share the secret with Tiny David.

I googled Travis Burns to see whether he actually did cut his hair (or whether it's a cheap party wig) and it doesn't seem like his actual hair is fairing much better in RL.

I was just coming on to compare it to smell-the-fart acting! He looks normal sometimes but suddenly he'll look confused & start looking around!

Didn't Tyler and Paige bonk when stuck down the infamous well? He's quite partial to a Willis sister, isn't he?

Isn't Holly played by the same actress as before? I'm sure I recognise her from a few years ago.

That bloke from Corrie is a bloody awful actor, all that frowning and staring at Paul, surely they could've found someone better.

Tyler has had all the Willis sisters that we know of

middle I’m surprised he hasn’t gone for Terese! I’m sure she secretly fancies him

He had it cut in rl for his wedding to Courtney

Sleeping I think Travis is a wee diva and insisted on having fugly hair for weeks so that when he appeared at his wedding (with a quiff so huge he could hide Gabe in it) everyone would gasp at his gorgeousness, much like they did when Plain Jane Superbrain took off her glasses and discovered lip gloss back in ye olden dayes of Ramsey Street.

What are they feeding that child?! Maybe they could share the secret with Tiny David

Tiny David is Gabezilla's next meal.

Is Corrie chap supposed to be another long lost Paul Robinson offspring? Agree the smell the fart acting is hilarious

Oh yes, the plain Jane super brain transformation. I was pretty disappointed recently to find out my husband had the hots for her. But only after the glasses were removed and lips were plumped. What did I think of him? Superficial and a bit thick to think she looked any different, tbh.

Was he any good on Corrie? He’s bobbins on this! I’ve only ever seen him being a collosal bellend on reality stuff. The man has quite an ego. His smell the fart acting appears to consist of either looking like he’s not sure if he farted or pooed himself, or looking as though he’s thinking ‘I cannot understand why they keep making me pretend to be someone else when I [Corrie Bloke sorry can’t remember his real name] am so fantabulous that they should just make a show all about me in which I play myself.’

I’d say chuck him down the well, but it appears to have an exit in the UK and we don’t want him back.

Morning I think Gabe would need more than one Tiny David per meal. In fact he’d probably need a whole bowlful of Tiny Davids with milk on like a kind of whiny doctor breakfast cereal.

Oh I do like my fix of mumsnet Neighbours threads for my daily lols.

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Jason off of Corrie mainly wore a hard hat and looked like he was trying not to follow through.