Neighbours - off with Jacks head, the well is too good for him

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Sleeping we have an answer! 🎉

And own your accent. Stop denying it

We don't have an answer. It makes no sense to me. They all rhyme with claw in my head, except possibly Black Country Poor which is poo-uh

Po like teletubbies is the other one

That gets multiple pronunciations? How'd you say it southerner?

Po rhymes with go and show and row (your boat, not with your partner)

We saw it all the same I think. All like door/claw etc. I’m getting confused though because I’m saying it too much now 😂

I think some accents might do a pooer for poor down here.

I thought pooer were proper common black country, aye it?

I think different accents use it. I’m saying it a scouse accent in my head but I’m not sure how West Country accents and Bristolian say it. I’m trying to remember how my mum’s friends all speak lol.

Yeah I can hear the Liverpool version , it has a higher ending than Midland

What is going on with Chloe and the letter?

I cannot believe Finn is back - he's horrendous. Bea sounds like Macy Gray.

Been having a big catch up.

I reckon Cassius is either a Willis, a Robinson or an ex con mate of Tyler with a message for Parper.

I want Therese to have a wild fling with Leo.

Mishti could do with a fall down the well.

I think Cassius is a relation of Louise and will tie up all the mysteries related to Hamish/Louise/Piper.

Poor well 😂

Yep I’m feeling sorry for the well if it has to put up with Mishti poking around trying to solve it.

I think Cassius will turn out to be Karl and Izzy’s child, and that whoever was messing around with science and created Gabe, has now perfected their Gabenator machine to the point that it can turn sperms into strapping gardeners in under a week. Izzy will be thrilled. Susan less so...

It’s the only sensible answer.

Man ogling week took another level today. It turned into a bit of a Sesame Street episode on explaining ogling men.

Why do they keep ending every episode with a cheesy sequence about the gardener? It doesn't make sense. Once, ok. But every day?

Yes, we’re already in that plot, can we get a different promo?

Sesame Street! That's it exactly! V cringe-worthy. So far he seems like a stereotype of a stupid pretty person. I'm not finding that attractive at all. I feel like switching off every time he comes on - it'll just be another resident of the street with their tongue hanging out - nothing interesting happening!

Maybe we should call Cassius Big Bird/BB

It was funny how they were all like “omg people are objectifying Aaron and Cassius” yet both Aaron and Cassius have used their body for business and don’t give a crap.

Ha! I’m in Paris and have been looking at mysterious doors to photograph for you all, so have yet to see the Sesame Street episode brought to us by the letters O and Z. It sounds like a corker.

Why have they saved all this objectification for after Tyler left? I’ve seen the Cassius stuff with him in some kind of never mentioned shower in Sheila’s garden which did remind me of someone’s (Sleeping?) Tyler shower fanfic. Why did Sheila not wheel out her stupid shower before Tyler left? If she’d had a shower instead of the spunky spa Hamish might still be alive and Tyler could go in it.

Because it wouldn’t be Tyler in the shower, it would be Hamish!

I’m assuming he’s just a bit of a malco with the garden hose or he had an incident with a wayward sprinkler. Not sure why everyone has a viewing point to Sheila’s garden so perhaps it’s out the front? All very odd. I’m hoping for a proper promo tomorrow. It’s Friday! Give us something!

Is it just me or is cassius is a bit of a minger (in the face) and why does Finn remind me of bear grylls???

Re: the racism storyline. Is Australia really that racist generally? I had heard that it could be. The racism is extreme in the storyline.

There are parts that are extremely racist. I remember watching the last leg in Australia special where they went to a place where aboriginal people weren’t allowed in the local bar etc. I think there may have been a sign.

how awful

I suppose they needed to lay it on thick as she's not a full character and it needs to be in tour face and dealt with, although there is likely an ongoing storyline too