Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

[fourquenelles]

It's here

Ugh grocer

I like the thought of the "razors becoming very refined" by the end of the day - like they've had elocution lessons and practised their deportment all afternoon

Oh Shit - he's back!

Bald talking clock is back bugger

Music's awful.

AoF will be doing healthy shit

Why des that chicken have a big red patch on it?

Ah we've got some compression, thank goodness!

He knows what's doing Greg(g) - now piss off!

Sous vide!

Hurrah!

Steven could’ve shoved AoF in the sous vide there

Ah, hay.

GOD I HATE HIM

Oh bloody hell. Wankery.

Parsnip in the dessert . . .

AoF - ODFOD.

Has a contestant ever been more hated?

"Natural health qualities"
fuck.
Right.
Off.

Have missed most of tonight's show due to being glued to the news. I take it humourless, teacher's pet is being as annoying as usual?

HAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Is there no end to the horror?

He is excelling himself *squoosh9

He is a "oui" chef . . . Need I say more . . . ?

"Natural health qualities"
fuck.
Right.
Off.

squoosh - OhWhatFuckery has summed up AoF

What has he wrapped in bacon there? It looks like it's about to hatch.

Considering the news squoosh you are forgiven

Brexit? Brexshit!

Urgh, someone make a new thread, quick! We'll need to hurl more abuse!

I can't be doing with the way Marcus pronounces "almond".