Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

[fourquenelles]

It's here

Just probing now 🤣

*wank, if you hadn't guessed

Just use an oven I reckon

He is trembly isn't he?

You'd think it was his wedding night.

Now if those dessert bowls were edible I'd go for that pudding

I'd probably get a fit of the giggles if I was presented with that fiddly load of bollix. Why are the chefs always so mean?

Can't think why the patron's mum got the hell out.

I wish the owner would STFU. He's almost as bad as the bald speaking clock.

Are they all "oui-ing"?

Jamie/Mallen said "yes"

I have lost respect for Steven if he "out's"

Well done Jamie!

You andI must share a brain cell Halsall

He's getting on my mammary glands . . .

Did you spot chefs wet handshake? Urgh.
Trying to spot anyone I know.(because everyone I know buys lunch at greggs)

Seems they've all "just got better and better"

What an arse.

Sunny oop North

I'd much rather have lunch from Greggs than this pretentious fanny.

Oh god, no, they've got to go back?

Wanky salad.

We're not free of James yet.

That's 'cos we're nearer the top of the world Taff - closer to the sun.

So what bollox is he wittering on about now?

Are we not going to see them cook any of their own food today then?

Oh shit! Pansies!

showcasing textural variation

Such food wankery!

Oh perrleeese. What a load of wank. I want meat and potatoes

Look at those shaky hands. And he's the owner.

Hate how smug AoF is. Like it's 'in the bag' for him.