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Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

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fourquenelles · 30/11/2017 20:28

It's here

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Taffeta · 13/12/2017 20:21

Just probing now 🤣

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 20:21

*wank, if you hadn't guessed

Spam88 · 13/12/2017 20:21

Just use an oven I reckon

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 20:22

He is trembly isn't he?

You'd think it was his wedding night.

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fourquenelles · 13/12/2017 20:22

Now if those dessert bowls were edible I'd go for that pudding

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Naughty1205 · 13/12/2017 20:22

I'd probably get a fit of the giggles if I was presented with that fiddly load of bollix. Why are the chefs always so mean?

Footle · 13/12/2017 20:22

Can't think why the patron's mum got the hell out.

Halsall · 13/12/2017 20:23

I wish the owner would STFU. He's almost as bad as the bald speaking clock.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 20:23

Are they all "oui-ing"?

Jamie/Mallen said "yes"

I have lost respect for Steven if he "out's"

ilovesooty · 13/12/2017 20:23

Well done Jamie!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 20:24

You andI must share a brain cell Halsall

He's getting on my mammary glands . . .

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/12/2017 20:24

Did you spot chefs wet handshake? Urgh.
Trying to spot anyone I know.(because everyone I know buys lunch at greggs)

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 20:25

Seems they've all "just got better and better"

What an arse.

Taffeta · 13/12/2017 20:25

Sunny oop North

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 20:25

I'd much rather have lunch from Greggs than this pretentious fanny.

Halsall · 13/12/2017 20:26

Oh god, no, they've got to go back?

ilovesooty · 13/12/2017 20:26

Wanky salad.

Spam88 · 13/12/2017 20:26

We're not free of James yet.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 20:26

That's 'cos we're nearer the top of the world Taff - closer to the sun. Grin

So what bollox is he wittering on about now?

Spam88 · 13/12/2017 20:26

Are we not going to see them cook any of their own food today then?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 20:27

Oh shit! Pansies!

Taffeta · 13/12/2017 20:27

showcasing textural variation

Such food wankery!

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fourquenelles · 13/12/2017 20:27

Oh perrleeese. What a load of wank. I want meat and potatoes

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Halsall · 13/12/2017 20:27

Look at those shaky hands. And he's the owner.

Naughty1205 · 13/12/2017 20:27

Hate how smug AoF is. Like it's 'in the bag' for him.