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Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

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fourquenelles · 30/11/2017 20:28

It's here

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ilovesooty · 13/12/2017 20:27

Who the fuck wants to eat flowers?

Spam88 · 13/12/2017 20:28

I'm really confused. They've been given a recipe but he doesn't want them to cook it like he does. What actually is this task?

ilovesooty · 13/12/2017 20:28

Nitrogen oxide?

Spam88 · 13/12/2017 20:28

And he's left space for a steak 👍

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/12/2017 20:29

More fucking flowers! Fucks sake. Glad to see him using local Teesdale produce, like scallops and razor clams.

Taffeta · 13/12/2017 20:29

Look sir I made flowery shit

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fourquenelles · 13/12/2017 20:29

Pretty garnish but you forgot the steak and chips Jamie

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 20:30

When I used a mandolin without the guard, I cut the top off my finger and bled like a stuck pig for several hours before I realised it wasn't going to stop and I would have to go to A&E whether I wanted to or not.

I be the steals their recipes.

JAMIE - IGNORE HIM! THE SEASONING IS FINE !!!

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fourquenelles · 13/12/2017 20:30

Spam separated at birth Grin

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Spam88 · 13/12/2017 20:30

Oh Steven. No no no.

Taffeta · 13/12/2017 20:30

Pipettes tweezers fucks sake it’s like Holby

Spam88 · 13/12/2017 20:31

Steven hasn't got time for this pointless shit.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 20:31

I HATE this man!

He is so far up his own bum ...

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 20:32

Anyway this bloke is self-taught and steals recipes and presentation ideas from other establishments.

So STOP calling him CHEF!

GrouchyKiwi · 13/12/2017 20:33

I think we see them in the kitchen after this, spam.

I hate this round. DH and I are putting up a curtain pole instead. Next time I'm going to pay handyman.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 20:33

Bloody hell.

That's like a minor explosion in a garden centre

Taffeta · 13/12/2017 20:33

Ha! WANKER

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/12/2017 20:33

Oh he fucking loves this. Worlds smallest bridesmaid bouquet.

OliviaStabler · 13/12/2017 20:33

Will chef hate it from aof?

Taffeta · 13/12/2017 20:34

Good attempt

Hahahaha

ilovesooty · 13/12/2017 20:34

AoF doesn't like criticism.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 20:35

"Scallop crumb hasn't been enough enhanced in the dish to get the umami taste coming through"

I'm sorry - is he speaking English?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 20:35

Fuckery

[grin}

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/12/2017 20:36

Sadly this round counts for nought. it's a load of wankery
Speaking of which.

Spam88 · 13/12/2017 20:36

What will AoF have in store for us today - any guesses?