Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

[fourquenelles]

It's here

No Fuckery

It looks well out of my price bracket, and I don't eat anything that isn't served with a pile of chips and on a plate no wankey razor shells for me

See, I'd pick that shell up and hoover it down from one end. Bis bash bosh. Job's a goodun

Look at them with their tiny cutlery. Surely you just pick up the shell and tip it in?

Agreed Halsall

Twiddly bollox

Glad we're on the same page four

Absolutely Spam

Absolutely four

Pour it into your face, swallow it down, demand more preferably with chips

God this guy's a right micromanager

Why don’t they make them wear hair- and beard-nets? I don’t want random beard hairs in my dinner...

The dining room looks a bit pedestrian?

Lamb tartare yet again.

I sense the moment approaching where AoF is going to be praised lavishly

There isn't a lot of cookery in any of these dishes is there.

HA!

Oh gawd! AoF is a "oui" chef.

Why am I not surprised.

Love the way they're bigging up his simpleton's taks.

AoF is shaking like a shitting dog

My god that waiter is a giant!

I've been away for ages
Sadly never seen a series where the winner is so obvious

he’s just squirting shit in a pastry case

Plus they were served in a drawer.
Im thinking of taking dh for his big (fucking huge) birthday.
I'm in Barney btw.

Did AoF make that pastry?

He has already been told what a good job he is doing Halsall, putting stuff on a plate without dropping down his trousers.

Who's a clever boy then?

Jamie drew the short straw here, poor bugger . . .

Shaking like a shitting dog great line!

They're all oui-ing aren't they?

Did he fuck Taffeta

Exactly 54 dgrees for the lamb - what a load of tank!