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Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

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fourquenelles · 30/11/2017 20:28

It's here

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 20:14

No Fuckery

It looks well out of my price bracket, and I don't eat anything that isn't served with a pile of chips and on a plate no wankey razor shells for me

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fourquenelles · 13/12/2017 20:14

See, I'd pick that shell up and hoover it down from one end. Bis bash bosh. Job's a goodun

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Spam88 · 13/12/2017 20:14

Look at them with their tiny cutlery. Surely you just pick up the shell and tip it in?

Taffeta · 13/12/2017 20:14

Agreed Halsall

Twiddly bollox

Spam88 · 13/12/2017 20:15

Glad we're on the same page four

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fourquenelles · 13/12/2017 20:15

Absolutely Spam

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 20:16

Absolutely four

Pour it into your face, swallow it down, demand more preferably with chips

Spam88 · 13/12/2017 20:16

God this guy's a right micromanager

AvengingGerbil · 13/12/2017 20:16

Why don’t they make them wear hair- and beard-nets? I don’t want random beard hairs in my dinner...

Taffeta · 13/12/2017 20:16

The dining room looks a bit pedestrian?

Footle · 13/12/2017 20:16

Lamb tartare yet again.

Halsall · 13/12/2017 20:17

I sense the moment approaching where AoF is going to be praised lavishly Angry

GrouchyKiwi · 13/12/2017 20:17

There isn't a lot of cookery in any of these dishes is there.

Spam88 · 13/12/2017 20:17

HA!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 20:17

Oh gawd! AoF is a "oui" chef.

Why am I not surprised.

Love the way they're bigging up his simpleton's taks.

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fourquenelles · 13/12/2017 20:17

AoF is shaking like a shitting dog

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Spam88 · 13/12/2017 20:17

My god that waiter is a giant!

ilovesooty · 13/12/2017 20:18

I've been away for ages
Sadly never seen a series where the winner is so obvious Angry

Taffeta · 13/12/2017 20:18

he’s just squirting shit in a pastry case

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/12/2017 20:18

Plus they were served in a drawer.
Im thinking of taking dh for his big (fucking huge) birthday.
I'm in Barney btw.

Taffeta · 13/12/2017 20:19

Did AoF make that pastry?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 20:19

He has already been told what a good job he is doing Halsall, putting stuff on a plate without dropping down his trousers.

Who's a clever boy then?

Jamie drew the short straw here, poor bugger . . .

Naughty1205 · 13/12/2017 20:19

Shaking like a shitting dog GrinGrin great line!

Footle · 13/12/2017 20:19

They're all oui-ing aren't they?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 20:20

Did he fuck Taffeta

Exactly 54 dgrees for the lamb - what a load of tank!