Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

[fourquenelles]

It's here

Just think, this means no AoF tomorrow night 💃

AoF looks a proper Teacher's Pet.

Oh spam, what a lovely thought! Hopefully it's the double and there's no Gregg either.

I think Jamie will go today (because I don't want Steven to and they all love AoF 🙄).

Mallen looksscaued stiff . . .

AoF will be devastated if there's no algae in his dish.

*Scared stiff - not whatever it was that autocrap said

I didn't even know you coldest those things.

I thought they were like limpets - only seagulls and octopuses were interested.

AoF has got pudding

Hope there’s lots of sugar

*you could eat - not your coldest

FFS Autocockup - You're not even trying!

Seagulls, octopus, and people who go to fancy restaurants I guess.

Probe. Why not call it a thermometer? Surely that's what it is?

And tree bark and cow hooves Taffeta

It's not a pudding without tree bark and cow hooves . . .

The restaurant owner looks and sounds absolutely terrified. AoF will sail through this

Cow's milk cheese?! How very boring and mainstream.

AoF looks contemptuous - all of this is like reception class to him and he is pissed!

That dessert looks amazing. I want it.

AoF clearly has the easiest job here 🙄

Good he got pranked!

Yuh AoF’s is just assembly?

Steven is soooooo sweet

Oh me too Schadenfreude! First time I've found someone near me. Have you been?

Come on lovely Smiley Steven!

Kick that that lamb's arse!

I am sure I have told you lot before but I am an Estuary girl and used to go hunting razor clams when I was a nipper on the mud flats. when Dickens was a lad

I bloody hate this kind of nit-pickery and tweezer-assembling. Utterly joyless.