Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

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It's here

Thank you!

I bloody love Kahlua

Daikon fondant nooo

A tree in his dessert!

Thanks four

Cauli John bringing magic tricks with him today. It looked pretty in the promo bits.

AoF has had a manicure

Char tartare? NO WAY JOSÉ

This was in the trailer yesterday and the critics liked it.

SMOKED IN DUNG??

Me too Taffeta.
Don't you just know he'd do fucking Icelandic food? Ffs.

SMOKED IN DUNG?! What what what.

I love Iceland, I love the Icelandic people. However......their food ain't great imho

Good bunch of critics today.

Miso flavoured pudding. Bleurgh to that.

Reminds me of that American guy Tim who won Masterchef aeons ago. All his desserts were tea smoked or tea infused.

We have three dogs so dug is easy to come by in this house.

If anyone needs any to try his recipe, just let me know.

Why do they rest all their food on jcloths?

I missed 'smoked in dung'

Blardy hell! Faeces has overtaken samphire as the hot new ingredient!

I have three dogs too Schaden so have a poo mountain every day.

Yuuuuum

Sauce makes all the meat look like it's bleeding.

Looks impressive but he's sweating like a horse - I'd be worried that my jus was sweat-diluted.

I'd eat that without it touching the sides even though I don't like tarragon.

Blardy hell! Faeces has overtaken samphire as the hot new ingredient!

Move over nasturtiums - there's a new kid on the block

Poor old Jim Kerr looks boiling

Someone hand thAt man a towel