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Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

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fourquenelles · 30/11/2017 20:28

It's here

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ilovesooty · 30/11/2017 20:29

Thank you!

Taffeta · 30/11/2017 20:30

I bloody love Kahlua

Wolfcub · 30/11/2017 20:30

Daikon fondant nooo

ilovesooty · 30/11/2017 20:31

A tree in his dessert!

GrouchyKiwi · 30/11/2017 20:31

Thanks four Flowers

Cauli John bringing magic tricks with him today. It looked pretty in the promo bits.

Taffeta · 30/11/2017 20:32

AoF has had a manicure

Halsall · 30/11/2017 20:32

Char tartare? NO WAY JOSÉ

ilovesooty · 30/11/2017 20:32

This was in the trailer yesterday and the critics liked it.

Halsall · 30/11/2017 20:32

SMOKED IN DUNG??

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/11/2017 20:32

Me too Taffeta.
Don't you just know he'd do fucking Icelandic food? Ffs.

GrouchyKiwi · 30/11/2017 20:32

SMOKED IN DUNG?! What what what.

fourquenelles · 30/11/2017 20:33

I love Iceland, I love the Icelandic people. However......their food ain't great imho

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GrouchyKiwi · 30/11/2017 20:34

Good bunch of critics today.

squoosh · 30/11/2017 20:34

Miso flavoured pudding. Bleurgh to that.

Reminds me of that American guy Tim who won Masterchef aeons ago. All his desserts were tea smoked or tea infused.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 30/11/2017 20:34

We have three dogs so dug is easy to come by in this house.

If anyone needs any to try his recipe, just let me know.

Taffeta · 30/11/2017 20:34

Why do they rest all their food on jcloths?

squoosh · 30/11/2017 20:35

I missed 'smoked in dung' Grin

Blardy hell! Faeces has overtaken samphire as the hot new ingredient!

fourquenelles · 30/11/2017 20:35

I have three dogs too Schaden so have a poo mountain every day.

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Taffeta · 30/11/2017 20:35

Yuuuuum

GrouchyKiwi · 30/11/2017 20:35

Sauce makes all the meat look like it's bleeding.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 30/11/2017 20:35

Looks impressive but he's sweating like a horse - I'd be worried that my jus was sweat-diluted.

fourquenelles · 30/11/2017 20:36

I'd eat that without it touching the sides even though I don't like tarragon.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 30/11/2017 20:36

Blardy hell! Faeces has overtaken samphire as the hot new ingredient!

Move over nasturtiums - there's a new kid on the block

Taffeta · 30/11/2017 20:36

Poor old Jim Kerr looks boiling

Wolfcub · 30/11/2017 20:37

Someone hand thAt man a towel