Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

[fourquenelles]

It's here

I always hear that as 'masturbated strawberries'.

Sabotage! There's a spy in the court.

Dear oh dear.

You would, squoosh.

Sabotage? I blame AoF

Do you think Grace goes to the same hairdresser as Darcey Bussell?

(Chez Madame PomPom, next to the abattoir)

Squoosh

I think AoF has Done Something Underhand, too.

Sounds as though that sauce was a waste of plums.

Dammit, John. Why are you throwing this away after that amazing cauliflower dish?

Sad.

Oh dear Cabbage Jon may be on his way

Looks like we're losing Cauliflower John,

Pretty pud though

Right I want to see his tree.
Oh!

I hope that dessert is amazing.

That dessert looks a bit wobbly

Well it certainly looks interesting.

I'm less impressed now that I know the tree is made from candy floss.

Tree trunk?

I thought it was an antler. I don't like candy floss. Grace's memories of losing her cherry under the Big Dipper may warm her cockles, but it does nothing from.

Jon's pudding is straight out of Blue Planet, under the sea.

Poor Jon is gone.

)for me - not form

Poor Ploppy.

But without the added attraction of a shell-covered octopus Footle

Well, we all know what's going to happen. AoF is going to romp home with his poo smoked fish.

Oh, here comes Goody Two-Shoes. Harrumph.

Dirt smoked haaaaahaaa