Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

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It's here

Rofl at Nordic cooking bingo

Minimalist Scandinavian grub is all the rage isn't it? It doesn't really thrill me from what I've heard of it.

"Nordic cooking bingo".

One of his dishes is going to blow them away.

I wonder if he does this kind of cooking for his private clients.

Goody Poo-Shoes, come to that....

They'll virtually orgasm over this.

That looks like shite!

Oh.

Wait . . .

Our parents used to make us roll down the car windows to smell the cow dung. they said it was good for our city lungs.

Sheep dung. Pooooo!

Halsall

It looks horrible!

Goody Poo-shoes

LOL

Goody Poo-Shoes

This is fun!

It looked like something my cat vomited up.

I want to know who he works for. I suspect a rock star or a über rich city type. I want a private chef!

Oh Cack!

He's going to win, isn't he?

Lettuce taco. Lettuce fucking taco.
Miso. Anyone who has done 5:2 diet will know the misery of miso.

He's very competent and in control, so for that reason I am not going to begrudge him his plaudits. He has earned them.

No denying he can cook. I wonder how much he charges for a dinner?

I want a private chef!

SO do I, but s/he needs to be able to cook fish and chips, curry, spaghetti bolognese and sausages sammiches.

That's all I ask from life.

That's very mature of you Grouchy.

He seems very competent. Maybe a but dull. But at least he hasn't dissed spices.

I would like to know what he's like cooking "normal" food without the buzz wordy bits.

Probably lives on microwaved pizzas and burgers Grouchy

Posho house in the Lakes Fekko, think it's like an upmarket Airbnb.