Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

[fourquenelles]

It's here

Being me a fried egg sandwich - now! Matt! and don't stint on the ketchup! And a mug of builders brew.

I've been practising being a mature person.

I would dump all three of the others, tbh.

He works for people who like his food, I know that much.

What a choice!

Bye bye Cabbage Jon. Now go and get some sleep for Gawd's sake.

Always harder when there's only one to go.

Goodbye Cauliflower John,

I'll miss you . . . .

I don't think he looked like a cauliflower. Maybe a leek...

You know don't you footle? Come on -dish!

The beard's are back in town!

I forgot about Henry VIII

(still miss Lord Alexander though)

See you for knockout week!

If I told you they'd have to kill me.
(Actually I haven't a clue.)

It is going to be very exciting having all of those beards . . . my lady-hormones a fizzing and popping already!

Now to watch this Blitz thing. It was fascinating last week - had me in tears.

Who the fuck looks at an oyster and says ,yes, I will boil that.

(Sorry, a bit behind here)

Who looks at an oyster and thinks yeah, I'll eat that.

A fair point well made.

Probably the same person who looks at a snail and thinks "No - don't squash it! I'll stick it in a pan with some garlic."

Lettuce fucking tacos.

That ,also , is a good point well made

[tuts into the sunset]

I read that as 'lettuce fucking tattoos'. And I wasn't surprised.

I dont want goody poo shows to win. He is exposed to so much fancy smantzy foods and techniques in his travels and probably has an amazing larder/expenses to work with, no wonder he is producing amazing cheffy food. Of course he is a talented chef...

Yeah but the judges love a trend

And healthy shit is on trend

Ugh

There must be an outrider in the Tudor Court who could spike goody poo shoes. We could cast him the role of either Thomas Cromwell, Edward Seymour or Thomas Seymour all of whose heads parted company with their necks.

Bring me two pencils and a pair of underpants

Iz you there peeplez?