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[Halsall]

New thread......

You got there just before me, Taffeta

He would be an excellent privateer Fuckery

Now let's see what this Freida Kahlo look-alike can do

I don't want to eat a dessert that plays with my mind, David. I want to eat a dessert that makes me super happy and is full of chocolate.

And he didn't dis his mum.
Mun! Aargh. Dh is muttering about end of days with such wankery.
He's pretty mind.

Oh dear - H and S will be all over the BBC for this!

Cooked bird on raw bird tray! Bad, bad, bad.

Oh dear basic hygiene fails.

David has served salmonella

He is pretty. When the camera first went on him I thought he was a second WUMMAN.

Oh he's sooo fucked.

It's an ill-wind Halsall

He's another one who is out I reckon.

Pudding for David

Back to cocktails'n'desserts, methinks

Serial Killer this one

I thought he was a wumman at first too.

I will not think of a role for David. Straight back home with him.

Another pudden man

He's nice and smiley and twinkley

I always wondered what happened to Jimmy Somerville.

He’s plucked his eyebrows in the middle

Finger tattoos - I bet that makes your chopping skills faster

Of course serial killer Brett has good knife skills. I think we've found our Executioner.

SHUTTUP, GREGG!!!!!!!!

Raw board again?

And he could well start with Gregg the way things are going . . .