MASTERCHEF - The Professionals. With beards, my liege.

[Halsall]

New thread......

He showed luuuurve for the pigeon

May be it was beetroot juice not blood from the offal.

Hedoes have the confident air of a man who could hang, draw and quarter someone.

Grouchy yes, I can imagine him sneakily stepping out of his shoes like the executioner in Wolf Hall before he topped Anne Boleyn.

Jimmy Somerville became Ian Hislop's stunt double during the lean years.

Gregg's "dark horse" isn't that dark - you can see she was good. But I bet he's cursed her now.

Lineys

Poor David, if only he had been in last night, he would have been a whiz with an Italian meringue and fruit dessert. shame.

I've really taken against the churl

Gregg is such a twat!

He'sworsethan usual today.

Gross. Gregg said Sexy. Please pass the brain bleach.

I do not like Edward VI/Jack.

Witch finder is a very sour little puss.

Our first sous-vide of the evening.

All we need now are the nasturtiums.

They'll be there, Schaden.

greggs dark horse is young and blonde. Hmm. Keep a sharp knife close by dear, or the old letch will be all over you like a bowl of custard.

Sayan is doing fish and mash and peas

Our privateer has got a lovely smile . . .

I love nutmeg. Shut up, Marcus.

Also: Sayan will only have been in Scotland too long if he starts calling everyone "cunt".

Can’t believe they’re “Where’s the curry?”

'cheese in crevices' is not a pleasant picture

Creepy much?

I have just been sick in my mouth thinking of cheese sprinkled Greg(g) crevasses.

He's piping cheese into his crevices??? Sorry, I must have dropped off.....that woke me up

Not just any Peas Taffeta - mushy peas.

Oh Christ - Gregg is getting lewd again. I think I'm going to be sick