MASTERCHEF - The Professionals. With beards, my liege.

[Halsall]

New thread......

Wacky socks and awful clogs = wanker.

Despite his tattoos - I agree.

Swimming in oil. And chocolate. And I can't even with him. There are no evens.

To the Tower with him.

NEXT!

I think he can be Edward ... VI? I forget.

That's the bod.

He looks very dissipated - he has very Henry VIII lips. Perhaps from the other side of the blanket?

Private chef now!

We are raising the bar somewhat this year, aren't we?

That hairy mole is off-putting. Do you think he could be out Witch-Finder General if he gets through?

These new fangled New World additions to good old pigeon demand an inquisition.

Bits of dried apricot? Bleurgh

Pigeon under neck sac 🤣🤣🤣

Who is shit. There's blood on that plate- the critics almost threw ip when that happened.

Fancy leaving the pigeon sack on!

He looks as though he didn't like being criticised despite his gracious words.

I can see Peter's private chef clients running for the hills even as we speak

Witch finder is out I reckon.

He just said he would take it on board you dickwad Greg(g)

Smarmy. I think he needs to be a church man. "Thanks for your feedback."

Ooooh! He looks nice - and Tudory despite his Indianness.

Oh bollox - he's shaved off that lovely beard . . . .

Sayan looked way better bearded

Noooo! He is not as handsome without his facial hair. I would like him to do well. (Missed his name.)

He looked YUM with the beard

He now looks like Indian Gregg

Oh I say, he's a bit nice (better with beard) one of Raleighs privateers.

Boiled carrots, cabbage and pigeon. That sounds like good plain Tudor fare.

Oh and by the way, can I be the first today to say FUCK OFF, GREGGGG???

He still has a nice smile, though.

Yes - he is smarmy. Not many people are more patronising that Gregg, but he's coming a close second.

Now this nice young man, Suram(?), has praised his mother's cooking. What a lovely boy. I hope he gets through.

He looked YUM with the beard

Certainly did!

He now looks like Indian Gregg

Wash your mouth out Taffeta!

COCKTAIL AND DESSERT BAR?????

Now here is one of Rayleigh's privateers!