MASTERCHEF - The Professionals. With beards, my liege.

[Halsall]

New thread......

Evening all.

I'm so excited!!!!!

Extra high squeeeeeeee!

Upstairs w DD can’t get to telly waaaahh

Let me live Masterchef vicariously for ten mins

Cauliflower Man is there - YES! I love him!

Schadenfreude I hope that bloody dog has had a wee.

Citrus, herbs and spice (one, two or all) invention test Taffeta

He looks knackered!

Must lie awake at night thinking of new cauliflower recipes . . .

Oooooo love Liverpudlian Chinese Cauli man

Hi all.

I'm hoping they all fail. DH didn't make me dinner tonight when he was supposed to so I've just eaten most of a bag of crisps with dip. I don't want to see good food on screen.

I like this invention test. They've done the same one for each quarter final, yes?

They both have sooty. But I might need to go in a minute

Citrus herbs and spice? Is it pudding?

Do they do the citrus spice herb thing every week? They did last week.
Look at that smug little fun sucker. Bet he does something with water and asoefotida. Thai. Bleugh.

That "broth" looks like dishwater with compost in.

I committed the mortal offence just now of breathing garlic breath all over a ukulele mum.

Is Rubbish Assassin sous vide-ing his broth? Definitely deserves a poker up the bum!

We all make mistakes Taffeta

She shouldn't have been near you

"Man with a fork in a world of soup"

Tom is my tip to go before the critics arrive. Five spice and star anise are my personal hates.

Evening all. Blissful peace sans Greggggg.

Cheeeesecake

Mmmmm. Baked figs.

Wot? No limes?

Gregg must have had surplus citrus produce this week . . .

Thanks for the updates chaps I’ve left DD to it

Ah. Ploppy.

Cmon Ploppy!