MASTERCHEF - The Professionals. With beards, my liege.

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New thread......

I liked that phrase too, Schaden. Food-based similes are the best.

Aha!

Is that a sliver of Romanesco on Cauliflower Man's plate?

FJK is beardingup

I didn't notice last night that Chris is in/from Edinburgh. I need to find out which restaurant he works in.

RHUBARB!

Oh no, it's a cheesecake catastrophe

The sous vide machines getting a hammering tonight.
Glad to see puddings here. But lemon and basil? Pannacotta cotta a la Jo Malone.

What is this blind passion for Hispi fucking cabbage?

ROFL @ panacotta Jo Malone

Pomegranate Noir up next

Well done, that man!

Oh, Baby Henry VIII has pulled it out of the bag. Am surprised.

Tom has upped his game

Ciao, Emrah.

That looks like a tiny brain . . . perhaps Gregg is here in spirit?

Dh bought they were saying crispy cabbage all series.

I heard that as Roast Dyke on Radish

Oh. I must have been looking the wrong plate when I thought I saw Romanescu.

Mixed reviews.

Nooooo. Please stay in, Cauliflower John.

He looks gutted. I hope they have tissues handy

I love Cauliflower John.

I detest this other wanker - I wish he had spilled a pound of salt into the dish by accident.

Why is he so GOOD? Damn!

Dammit, Smug AoF.

Not sure I want my main course to be a palate cleanser

Oh why is he such a good cook? Damn him.
Cmon Tom.

Marcus' eyes are very smiley - must be a good dish.

They might as well give him the fucking trophy now.