MASTERCHEF - The Professionals. With beards, my liege.

[Halsall]

New thread......

Shuttup Gregg, you patronising buffoon

Guinea pig boy’s looks ok

Lamb and turnips

Groundhog Day

No Tom, no.

And yet more lamb...

Taffeta

Well , as long as Gregg liked it eh!

Dammit. The Assassin of Fun is going to have the perfect dish.

Health freak funsucker up

O Wumman!

Oh arse. It's him. Bah.

Fuck that leaves the assassin of fun.

This is a dish where joy just left the building

Not for me thanks Matt

I'm fed up with all the gore. When does Vegan Masterchef start?

Has no-one told him it's not good form to smirk?

Oh, God no - not the cod cheeks and kale with turnips . . .

All of my least favourite foods on one plate...

I bet it's poisoned . . . . .

He's sooooo smug!

Self-satisfied pillock!

Aww man! He is very pretty but I can ' t stand his smug little face. He gives Gregg a run for his money in the smuggery stakes.

Why are there 2000 apples in the middle of that table?

What? How can anyone be looking forward to any sauce with offal?

What with his chuffing and marathonning and drinking kombucha piss, (and loving himself) I bet he doesn't have much of social life.

Cheffing not chuffing.

Ta ta Sohan?

Oh thant's nice - wishing them good luck.

I like her