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MASTERCHEF - The Professionals. With beards, my liege.

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Halsall · 21/11/2017 20:04

New thread......

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Wolfcub · 29/11/2017 20:31

Messy

SchadenfreudePersonified · 29/11/2017 20:32

Makes a change from butchering nasturtium Halsall

ilovesooty · 29/11/2017 20:32

Chris has blown the opposition away.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 29/11/2017 20:32

Monica hs swiped the self-satisfied look off his face.

Halsall · 29/11/2017 20:32

Schaden he's murdered a few of those too, I notice

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Taffeta · 29/11/2017 20:34

Phew laterz offal

SchadenfreudePersonified · 29/11/2017 20:34

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGG! Angry

GrouchyKiwi · 29/11/2017 20:34

Monica is the best, Schaden.

GrouchyKiwi · 29/11/2017 20:35

Nope, sorry, Marathon Man. Fucking spirulina. Fuck right off out of here.

Halsall · 29/11/2017 20:35

'Variations of turnip' 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/11/2017 20:35

Fucking healthy wank.

MyfanwyMontez · 29/11/2017 20:35

Pretentious or what?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 29/11/2017 20:35

Cod cheeks - again . . . .

with Spirulina - why do I think about leper colonies Hmm

The Assassin is a twat!

fourquenelles · 29/11/2017 20:36

Sohan for Indian Ambassador and Spice King

GrouchyKiwi · 29/11/2017 20:37

Lamb with kiwifruit. No no no no no.

I mean, kiwifruit is foul anyway, but that's double foul.

Wolfcub · 29/11/2017 20:37

I really hope Sohan beats poncy health knob

SchadenfreudePersonified · 29/11/2017 20:37

Soul Patch at least is using normal meat.

More turnip!

Did Gregg have a job lot to offload or something?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 29/11/2017 20:38

So do I Wolf. Poncey Health Knob is up his own bum!

MyfanwyMontez · 29/11/2017 20:38

Ha, ha Schaden

SchadenfreudePersonified · 29/11/2017 20:38

Come on Finnish Salty Lady!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/11/2017 20:39

Don't think the kiwi will flavour the lamb, it's the enzymes that tenderise it.
Sarah's is the opposite of the assassin of fun.

Taffeta · 29/11/2017 20:39

WHERES THE CAULI?????

ilovesooty · 29/11/2017 20:39

I don't think they're going to forget Sarah's salty sweetbreads.

GrouchyKiwi · 29/11/2017 20:40

assassin of fun

Grin
ilovesooty · 29/11/2017 20:40

Go Chris!