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MASTERCHEF - The Professionals. With beards, my liege.

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Halsall · 21/11/2017 20:04

New thread......

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viques · 28/11/2017 21:54

well what a surprise and don't I feel mean for sneering at sweaty cauliflower man and his jelled gherkins.

Biggreygoose · 28/11/2017 21:54

Walts in rough seas.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2017 21:54

Oooooooh, dear . . . .

Wolfcub · 28/11/2017 21:54

I was right about the chocolate sauce no no no no no

Joinourclub · 28/11/2017 21:55

I think it shows real skill to do something unexpected and unusual like the cauliflower dish.

fourquenelles · 28/11/2017 21:55

Does Eduardo's eyebrow tat say "Hussey"?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2017 21:55

squoosh - just control your hormones for the duration of the programme please.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 28/11/2017 21:55

He's very twinkly tonight Squoosh.
Eduardo's looks like a little face.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2017 21:56

Eduardo's looks like muck really unappetising.

squoosh · 28/11/2017 21:56

I will try Schaden Grin

I find that any heightened ardour is quickly quenched when the bald greengrocer looms into view!

Halsall · 28/11/2017 21:57

fourq I thought it said 'Hungry'!

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viques · 28/11/2017 21:58

Halsall oh that cabbage. I think they call it sweetheart in Tesco.

Biggreygoose · 28/11/2017 21:58

Emra, powder monkey and ploppy to go through.

fourquenelles · 28/11/2017 21:58

That makes more sense Halsall

ilovesooty · 28/11/2017 21:59

I think Adam is going home. Sad

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2017 21:59

There have been some disappointing dishes tonight folks, but at least squoosh's ovaries have had a work out Grin

SmilingButClueless · 28/11/2017 22:00

Adam was very restrained on the way out

Halsall · 28/11/2017 22:00

Bingo, biggrey

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viques · 28/11/2017 22:01

Never mind Eduardo, with those tattoos you could easily end up being interviewed by Louis Theroux or Piers Morgan.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2017 22:01

Sweetheart cabbage is delicious.

I think Swedish Ambassdor/Chef got the push because he couldn't contain his contempt forGregg.

Biggreygoose · 28/11/2017 22:01

I spy a woman!

squoosh · 28/11/2017 22:01

Looks like Marcus' ecstasies reach even dizzier heights tomorrow evening...

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 28/11/2017 22:01

I think there a wummanz!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2017 22:02

Thank God it's back to 8.00. It was a long night tonight . . .

ilovesooty · 28/11/2017 22:02

Yes - he couldn't pretend with Gregg.

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