MASTERCHEF - The Professionals. With beards, my liege.

[Halsall]

New thread......

I’m not convinced by Adam’s cooking but I really want him to stay in to see if he loses it with Gregg

You could be right viques - looks like tattoo lineup at your average police identity parade to me.

The flowers are back!

'lamb fat crumb'

works of seduction right there.

*He believes in his cauliflower" dh and I have been giggling like loons at that.

Me too!

He knew it was a cauli with lotta potential.

Me too, Clueless

I've never seen GBH on this show before.

Marcus has a little crush on the powder monkey!

Yay, go Taso!

Actually this whole line-up tonight could walk on quite convincingly as Rude Mechanicals.

what is hispi cabbage? they don't seem to have it in Tescos.

Oh bollox - sous vide- and broccoli stem? Isn't that the bit you give to the guinea pigs?

He's giving Gregg the stare of death.

I think all the Ambassadors are being banned from the court tonight

Adam is damned with faint praise from Monica

The Power Monkey looks lichee's desperate for a fix

Well done Ploppy.

*looks like he's

That hay carrot looked scrum.(a sentence never ever uttered before)
Here's Ploppy! Fuck me! It's good.

He has the look of Chris Elliot in Scary Movie 2 (the weird butler)

Blooming heck he’s done well

Ooo go ploppy!

The World of Cauliflower

Who knew . . . . ? ,

I am so happy for him I almost got teary < this might be a sign I’m shattered and shouldn’t be up >

Marcus' eyes turn a beautiful shade of gentian when he's all excited

viques, I think it's what they often just call 'pointed cabbage' in supermarkets.

They really like the executioner's cauli, don't they? He was right to believe in it