MASTERCHEF - The Professionals. With beards, my liege.

[Halsall]

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Lamb in a water bath. No . No. No. No.

I have had to have serious words with my dogs about wanting wees in the middle of Masterchef. Unfortunately it goes in one ear and out the other.

I’m not sure chocolate and cauliflower rice necessarily go together

I didn't know that chocolate sauce went very well with venison . . .

No no no no no

Torturer man looks like he's spent a month working nights in a meth lab.

Cauliflower and gherkin gel. Blimey.

Cauliflower dish? I take it that's all that they could grow in the dungeon...

(I don't like the way he says gehhhhhhkins)

HAHAHAHAHA! He does squoosh.

It's Breaking Bad all over again

Ploppy showcases frugal fare. He believes in this cauliflower.

Cauliflower man is starting to remind me slightly of Baldrick

Yes, squoosh, you don't get to look like that just by eating cauliflower....

contemplate the cauliflower . . how very Zen . . .

French Ambassador surprises even him.

Oo the Frenchman is bold. Sounds good though

Aubergine is shite!

Adam is cooking baked mackintosh and onion skins.

I might give that a miss

Adam still thinks Gregg is a nob.

Carrot and straw.

CARROT AND STRAW?!?!?!?!?!?!

FFS!!!!!!

They like Tasso already.

Those ear things must have let his brains drain out . . .

Oh come on, they are tricking us. Chopped sardines and anchovy with celeriac and aubergine? They have just gone to central casting and asked for tattooed chefs, and mung beans with pork proves it.

FFS, the Hispi Cabbage Marketing Board has played a blinder this series

*He believes in his cauliflower" dh and I have been giggling like loons at that.
Swedish cooking leaves me cold.
They love Tassimo.