MASTERCHEF - The Professionals. With beards, my liege.

[Halsall]

New thread......

Raising the bar with ear spacers here

Woo a sauce with no bacon

But the tattoos are spot on.

Or powder monkey.

Flesh tunnels. Aargh.
I think he works with naked flame looking at his eyebrows.
That's just showing off!

Impressive paaaaaastaaaaring!

Tasso is a spy from beyond the Wall.

Oh yes. Good with the equipment.

Marcus murmured 'nice work there with such tenderness

He's totes aroused by good pasta handling.

He's calm under fire this one

I think Monica is getting desperate! If he had said no I think she would have rushed into the street and accosted passers by until she found one who said yes to pasta.

oh no, another pancetta and cream sauce! I can think of nothing worse.

Stay away from the cream

Raising the bar with ear spacers here

Is that what they're called

I agree with goose - he has powder monkey written all over him

Maybe he's a durty ringahhh! Worked in an Italian restaurant, can twiddle paaaarsta, possibly named after great Italian poet Torquato Tasso....?

Those ear stretcher things are awful. The lobes always smell cheesy.

Marcus is orgasmic about the pasta rolling -

Spy from the Italian court, I reckon

I can’t tell if he’s good or if they are just so depressed and desperate after the shower of shit that went before him

Don't forget his association with the previous winner. Ringaah.

I'm tipping a final with icy calm 20 somethings.

Dog needed a wee - hope I haven't missed anything

that broccoli didn't fight back did it, he must have stunned it first.

More cauliflower!

Oh FUCK - an aubergine

Those ear stretcher things are awful. The lobes always smell cheesy.
Don't want to know how you know that Squoosh.
Lamb trucks in.