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MASTERCHEF - The Professionals. With beards, my liege.

995 replies

Halsall · 21/11/2017 20:04

New thread......

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ilovesooty · 28/11/2017 21:26

Oh dear.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2017 21:27

Stress, Tom. You can do it KEEP THE FAITH!

squoosh · 28/11/2017 21:28

Executioner!

Halsall · 28/11/2017 21:28

Wow, they've pretty much all been clunkers so far. Go ed, here's our kid.....

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Biggreygoose · 28/11/2017 21:28

Question is will we find out what happened to 7 finger Walt's other fingers?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2017 21:28

This is a good Tudor beard.

Biggreygoose · 28/11/2017 21:28

Hey ho it's the prison slopper out-er!

ilovesooty · 28/11/2017 21:28

Not much pasta in Chinese cuisine.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 28/11/2017 21:28

Ahh, the master if the torture chamber has rocked up.
Bit shaky.

SmilingButClueless · 28/11/2017 21:29

More tattoos!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2017 21:29

Looks like a congenital abnormality Goose

ilovesooty · 28/11/2017 21:30

He looks like Ploppy from Blackadder.

fourquenelles · 28/11/2017 21:30

This guy can't be our executioner he has the tremors.

Hard to see but I think Tom's hand looked genetic rather than accidental iykwim goose

viques · 28/11/2017 21:30

Contemporary Chinese? looks very theatrical. I expect him to be doing something exciting like making the sous vide machine disappear in a cloud of smoke, then reappear in a giant fortune cookie.

At least he got the tattoo memo.

SmilingButClueless · 28/11/2017 21:30

ilovesooty I thought someone had proved quite recently that the Chinese invented pasta?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 28/11/2017 21:31

😮 you went there Grey!
His pasta is thin at least.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2017 21:31

Yep - agree that this guy would hold the keys the dungeon and empty the chamber pots.

squoosh · 28/11/2017 21:31

Do you think when Gregg is making love to a lucky laydee he whispers in her ear 'you've got three minutes left darlin'

Biggreygoose · 28/11/2017 21:31

I thought it might be but tough to tell.

@ilovesooty exactly what I thought !

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2017 21:32

I wasn't impressed when he was cooking, but it looks very pretty on the plate.

Halsall · 28/11/2017 21:32

squoosh simultaneous Grin and Shock

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Notsureaboutmuchanymore · 28/11/2017 21:32

Squoosh Envy that’s a sick face Grin

fourquenelles · 28/11/2017 21:32

squoosh Grin 3 minutes? In his dreams.

Biggreygoose · 28/11/2017 21:33

Cabin boy!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2017 21:33

Stoppit squoosh

Now I feel sick

I'm not sure about Tasso. What sort of name is that?