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Telly addicts

MASTERCHEF - The Professionals. With beards, my liege.

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Halsall · 21/11/2017 20:04

New thread......

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ilovesooty · 28/11/2017 21:19

Another one ignoring the pasta machine.

Halsall · 28/11/2017 21:20

I think this chap wins the Mrs Joyful Prize for Tattoos

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Notsureaboutmuchanymore · 28/11/2017 21:20

I can’t even concentrate on the food he looks so confident Grin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2017 21:20

FUCKOFF GREGG, YOU BUFFOON!!!!!!!!!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 28/11/2017 21:20

Eduardo should be taller than he is.
What's with the finger tattoos? They look manky.

Wolfcub · 28/11/2017 21:20

This filling isn’t going to be good

Biggreygoose · 28/11/2017 21:20

Nah with those tattoos he's the swarthy French first mate... The one the captain sends to shiv his enemies in the night.

ilovesooty · 28/11/2017 21:20

Monica doesn't know what to think.

fourquenelles · 28/11/2017 21:21

He's making a pasta pie!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2017 21:21

"Ooh, lala!"

I don't care if he's making one big raviolus (?) - I want him!

Wolfcub · 28/11/2017 21:21

I’m shocked it didn’t burst

Notsureaboutmuchanymore · 28/11/2017 21:21

He’s fallling apart Confused

SmilingButClueless · 28/11/2017 21:21

None of them have yet made anything I’d want to eat. And I love pasta.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2017 21:21

goose

Grin
SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2017 21:23

At last!

A Beard!

fourquenelles · 28/11/2017 21:23

The Earl of Leicester has just turned up

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 28/11/2017 21:24

Raviolo as we established last week for singular.
Ah, it's young Sir Walter Raleigh!

Halsall · 28/11/2017 21:24

Pot-washer - he's just cast himself, how very considerate of him. And he's made paaaaaarsta! Thank God.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2017 21:24

Ooooh!

Monica is smiling benignly.

A good sign

And he loves his Nan

viques · 28/11/2017 21:25

Poor Tom, they didn't tell him it was tattoo week.

ilovesooty · 28/11/2017 21:25

They as good as told him the others were crap!

fourquenelles · 28/11/2017 21:26

Grin viques

Halsall · 28/11/2017 21:26

But did he seal his tortellini? I fear not....

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 28/11/2017 21:26

Propa tortellini. ⭐️ For you, young Tom.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 28/11/2017 21:26

Forgive me Fuckery

I somehow missed the Big Ravioli Debate.

Howay, the Lad! That tortellini is the first plate I've seen thatI would fancy eating . . . and they don't like.