MASTERCHEF - The Professionals. With beards, my liege.

[Halsall]

New thread......

He's got to keep up with a young girlfriend

Dirty bugger!

More flowers!

@ Sitwell contouring his face

Seems fitting that they end their day in The Tower

What's with this chap's enthusiasm for compressing things? First tomatoes, now strawberries. What have they ever done to him?

The privateer is in troublesome seas....

Oh yuck, that macaroni cheese type thing looks absolutely vom

The words"Octopus Broth" would be enough to make me go onto another menu selection

All these dishes are crying out for some spuds.

Ah he's in the Tower of Misery. He's fecked.
Now that fish looks lovely.
I'm with Jay, goats dairy tastes like goat.

Is Craig Fivehead? I haven't worked out who that is yet.

I don't want to eat that, Craig, sorry.

I agree squoosh

Jay looks puzzled. "Where is the red meat?" he is thinking.

Yeah 'octopus broth' isn't very inviting!

That looks good I admit

Fuck off, Sitwell!

Just because I don't like octopus broth, doesn't mean you can be nasty about it

Dessert looks very pretty but 'tis a nope from me.

Jay slapping Sitwell's naughty hand.

Minstrels obviously have hidden depths . . .

. . . but I'm frightened of goat's cheese anything now

Go Fivehead

Minstrel yes of course.

Fiiiiiiish

Marcus and Monica are wetting their knicker s over this!

The Lute Player is The One To Watch!

Craig is ice. His pud was lovely.

I like that white shirt on Sitwell ( the shame)