MASTERCHEF - The Professionals. With beards, my liege.

[Halsall]

New thread......

What's with all the fecking fish? I want a pork chop or rib of beef.

Queen Bess was gracious to a fault Halsall

Halsall That is such a good story.

I think Brett is a vampire. I'm keeping an eye on him.

Also I can't stop thinking about this Brett whenever they say his name.

Can they save some schezuan buttons for the gobby one?
Some lovely, lovely things.

squoosh she's a chefbot a la Humans. I am just so jealous of her braiding skills.

Pork chops.

Claire’s boy

''Twas me mot swoosh

Total chefbot. she'd probably short circuit if a hair was out of place

Is Jay wearing his pyjamas?

Like Trace

Jay is wearing a roomy shirt today, isn't he. Must be expecting a decent feed.

I do love Tracey. She is firm but fair.

Sitwell can do one.

I was wondering that Grouchy!

I swear he was wearing Factor 8000 sun cream when the were all walling along together.

Brilliant Halsall! Poor chap

Do up your shirt buttons Sitwell

The Mallen Bastard is a bit of a twat isn't he?

It's all a bit pale and flaccid.

Has shitwell got leather patches on his shirt?

Turbot is the best fish ever- it looks delicious, too!

That's very very bland looking....

White asparagus always looks rood

Beige beige beige

The nasturtium wagon's been round again

He's got to keep up with a young girlfriend ohwhat. Next week he'll be in ripped jeans and will have contoured his face.

Oh Gawd - he has Fuckery

Do you think he's a Geography teacher on his days off?

I thought the fish looked beautiful, but there wasn't much colour (or seasoning apparently)