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MASTERCHEF - The Professionals. With beards, my liege.

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Halsall · 21/11/2017 20:04

New thread......

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Mightybanhammer · 23/11/2017 20:26

Sounds good

fourquenelles · 23/11/2017 20:26

Lee, so far, has lived in Japan, Australia and France. He'd make a great foreign emissary of the Court (if that's a thing).

Biggreygoose · 23/11/2017 20:26

He had me at goat yoghurt sorbet

squoosh · 23/11/2017 20:26

Goat yoghurt sorbet?!

I bet there'll be hair in it. For texture.

Mightybanhammer · 23/11/2017 20:26

He's a yotprivet chef

SchadenfreudePersonified · 23/11/2017 20:27

Bloody hell!

Ten-tickles!

Taffeta · 23/11/2017 20:27

What’s with the goat puddings? Confused

GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2017 20:27

Goat's cheese van today. VOM.

Mightybanhammer · 23/11/2017 20:27

Cauliflower and squid, was that . Urgh

SchadenfreudePersonified · 23/11/2017 20:27

It is now four

squoosh · 23/11/2017 20:27

That guys looks like he's wearing someone else's forehead.

Mightybanhammer · 23/11/2017 20:28

Oh god no

fourquenelles · 23/11/2017 20:28

Goat's cheese. How 1990s.

Taffeta · 23/11/2017 20:28

Fivehead

Biggreygoose · 23/11/2017 20:29

He's clearly wearing someone else's skin. A la men in black

SchadenfreudePersonified · 23/11/2017 20:29

The trawler has been out again!

squoosh · 23/11/2017 20:30

Granola dessert with tarragaon granita.

NO, NO, AND NO AGAIN.

Halsall · 23/11/2017 20:30

Maybe he can be the courtier John Aubrey talks about, fourq, who bowed low in front of Queen Liz and accidentally farted. He was so ashamed he left the court and travelled in foreign lands for 7 years.

When he came back, he was presented to the Queen again at court. And her first gracious words to him were, 'My Lord, we had forgot the fart.'

Grin
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Taffeta · 23/11/2017 20:30

The wummin is messing with leccy

GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2017 20:30

M&M love Louisa. It's very cute.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 23/11/2017 20:30

Those Things look odd - but I trust Louisa implicitly

Biggreygoose · 23/11/2017 20:30

Electric strawberries!? Sign me up.

squoosh · 23/11/2017 20:30

I like her.

Even if she reminds me of one of the children from the Village of the Damned.

Mightybanhammer · 23/11/2017 20:31

Wench is a bit of a chef bot isn't she
I think I know where she is coming from on the slightly numb thing though( mis spent youth)

Taffeta · 23/11/2017 20:31

Were they told they had to do fish?

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