MASTERCHEF - The Professionals. With beards, my liege.

[Halsall]

New thread......

Heavy on the beetroot. That's what I like to see!

I meant Jack.
Say and fish looks a bit over cooked.

Marcus has returned to his twinkly self - perhaps he is on a promise.

What say you, squoosh

I'm partial to a bit of strawberry faffing and I'd scoff all of that pudding,.

That pudden looks gorgeous!

He didn't do too much to the strawberries after all. It looks nice but "olive oil cake and biscuit" really puts me off.

Yes it’s a pretty dessert but he can’t cook meat for shit

Gregg says he’s got a problem

Too fucking right mate

Especially as you don’t have any say in it, twat

Marcus is BRUTAL tonight. He needs a good seeing to squoosh

Damned with faint praise when Gregg is the one who likes it.

Yay! you tell him Marcus. Bin the strawberry faffer!

The churl will be banished. Almost certainly David to.

Louisa has put nasturtium on her dish so is THROUGH

David (real one) looked nice. Marcus doesn't like hm. That was viscous.
Blimey. That's nice.

Oh he's not pulling his punches tonight is he? My lovely grumpy bastard.

The cellar will be filled with love tonight!

David too, that should say

You can tell she's going to put up perfect looking plates when you see her hairstyle.

Nasturtium!

Awwww Marcus nice to Louisa

Don’t listen to the ballsack

Marcus lurves her. She worked damn hard.

"Not sure I could finish it" liar liar pants on fire. we all know they save the leftovers from the critics meal for you Greg.

Grouchy - Yes! Impressed with her plait

What have I missed? The sodding phone went and it was someone I had to answer.

Gregg and his fake "really, Louisa?". Want to kick him through the wall.

Louisa, Brett and Sura (sp?) to go through