MASTERCHEF - The Professionals. With beards, my liege.

[Halsall]

New thread......

Cauliflower cheese and beef. YUM. Executioner is going up in my estimation.

Gregg's crevices can get tae fuck

Lineys nowhere near me, I hope!

Louisa appears to be conducting some form of minor surgery

What, no curry? But you're Indian!

At least it's not as bad as ' come dine with me' playing reggae music every time there's a black man on screen

Louisa seems to be making everything. Don't overreach, Louisa.

David's dish sounds nice. Maybe he will be allowed to stay.

I didn't know you could get different coloured strawberries!

Come on David - show Gregg what you're made of! The patronising ballsack!

Maybe Louisa can slice the top off Greg's head and serve his brains up after a little light blow torching

Why are they not asking David why he's not cooking Feijoada and other traditional Brazilian dishes? Eh?

My personal hate is people who faff about with strawberries. there is no need to faff with the strawberry. just cover them in cream on a warm day in July, maybe add a sable biscuit, but that is all that they need.

bye bye David.

Beef looks a bit rare for my taste. But I want that cauliflower recipe!

Potato foam? I do not think so!

Maybe Louisa can slice the top off Greg's head and serve his brains up

If she can find them

I've just realised how much he looks like a scrotum in a shirt. I knew he was repulsive unattractive, but . . .

Laterz hairy mole

Poor Peter, I think his private chef bookings are going to be dropping off after this .

Jack's is all a bit brown.

Oooooooooh no. Just.......no.

Are those odd socks?

Or do you think he has another pair like that in the wash?

Oh dear Jack did you have to put the entire fridge on the plate

Making coffee-what I miss?
David's looks fucking grim.

Marcus wants to punch him.

Poor old Jack.

Marcus isn't holding back. I've never seen him this grumpy!

I have NEVER heard Marcus so angry. (But so would I be if I had only been given 3 chips)

Monica n Marcus doing good cop/bad cop

those aren't chips!

Oh blimey Marcus, showing your inner meany. But justified.